Like everyone, I have a trigger word. THIS WORD GETS MY ATTENTION SO DAMN FAST. Just don't abuse it.
The word.
Is.
Bacon.
YEAH I LIKES BACON. It also gets my attention really fast, like a guy that sees a hot single girl.
Maybe that wasn't the greatest example...
Let me try again...
Like, like a guy who gets the address of a strip club.
OK that was worse than the first. Fuck it.
There. That's an update. Happy?
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Matt's Guide to Life
Non-FictionYou probably shouldn't do ANYTHING I say in this book. Its all for laughs. (Which is what I'll be doing if you do this stuff, I'll be laughing.) Anyway, this is a book. In a series. Called Books. About Books.
