I don't really follow trends. And I don't make them either. I don't play Pokémon GO (I DO play normal Pokémon though) I don't really use social media (except Instagram, where I post memes, and IFunny :) Where I get my memes) I... Well, I just sit in my room with the lights off either watching anime on Netflix of drawing the dumb shit u see on my covers. (So as you can tell, I have the art skills of a 2 year old) or making comics (also something I do a lot but suck at)
I realize I do a lot of sucking...
Random Asshole: That's what she said! Hehehe!
...I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT SHE SAID!
That was my reaction the first time someone said something like that... And I realize the joke too now that I look closer. Hehehe, LOL. Anyway, I don't do what other people do. IM SPECIAL. IN MENTALLY RETARTED WAYS. Now as you see on this chart, oh wait, there is no chart. This is a book. Well. I guess you can just call this book shit. But that's OK. (Actually, its not, f*ck you.)
I literally can't do anything in life. Which is what I'll be telling u about next.
YOU ARE READING
Matt's Guide to Life
Non-FictionYou probably shouldn't do ANYTHING I say in this book. Its all for laughs. (Which is what I'll be doing if you do this stuff, I'll be laughing.) Anyway, this is a book. In a series. Called Books. About Books.
