That Awkward Moment

1. I Hate Camping

Rory's POV

"Megan! Get out of the bathroom! I have to pee really bad!" I yelled banging on the door.

"Go outside!" Megan yelled.

"Fine!" I yelled. I ran outside into the woods. I pulled my pants down and squated down.

I had to drip dry because there isn't any toilet paper out here. I pull my jeans up and walk out into the clearing where Megan's camper is at.

Megan invited me to come camping with her cousin Bailey, her older brother Eric, and Megan herself. So I decided to go because I've never been camping before and I don't want to do nothing over fall break.

I see that they are all sitting around the camp fire. "Were you taking a shit?" Eric asked.

"No I was pissing and drip drying cause there's no toilet paper out there. Maybe if Megan wasn't taking so long in the bathroom I could have used the toilet." I grumbled.

"So what are we doing today?" I asked.

"We are fishing." Eric said.

He hands each of us a fishing pole. We all follow him to the lake that is surrounded by a bunch of boulders.

Eric shows me how to use the fishing pole and I go to a spot that I think has fish swarming around.

I see an old looking bridge and walk over to it. I threw my bobber into the water and now I wait.

I hate waiting. I'm an impatient person.

I was leaning against the railing so my back was against it.

"Rory! Get off that bridge!" Eric yelled.

"Why!" I yelled back.

"Because it says keep out! It's an old bridge that can collapse any moment." Eric said.

"You're no fun." I muttered.

I turn around grabbing my fishing pole. My foot went through the wooden board on the edge of the bridge. I screamed grabbing onto the railing holding on for dear life.

But my dear life had other plans. The railing snapped in half and I begin falling off the bridge.

"Rory!" Megan yelled.

"Help me!" I screamed right before I landed in the middle of the lake. Thank god I can swim.

I swam up to the surface sputtering water out of my mouth. I look up at the bridge and Eric's fishing pole falls off the bridge into the water sinking.

I started swimming to the shoreline and I see them all watching me. I walked up to them and they all burst out laughing at me.

"You look like a soaked puppy." Bailey laughed.

I started laughing. "It's not funny I could've died!" I yelled.

They stifled their laughter. My crotch started itching. I was rubbing my legs together.

"What are you doing?" Megan asked.

"Nothing." I said.

"Well let's go eat some cold pizza in the fridge." Megan said.

We all go back to the camper. My crotch is itching really bad. I go to the bathroom and look down there. I gasped.

"Megan! Bailey! Come here!" I yelled. They both come in.

"I think I have an STD." I said scared.

"Rory you know you have to have sex right in order to catch one?" Bailey asked.