Ereri One Shots

The Heathens

The Heathens
Harley Quinn Eren X Joker Levi
Song: Sucker For Pain - Imagine Dragons
Suicide Squad spoilers!!!

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Eren Jaeger. Twenty years of age. Once a psychiatrist, before losing sanity. Hair color was once brown before turning to a bleach blond. Red dyed locks on the right side and blue dyed locks on the left. Red and blue eye makeup. A heart tattoo under right eye. 'Rotten' tattoo on right cheek.

Currently residing at Belle Reve Federal Penitentiary. Under high security. Do not let him out of sight. Extremely dangerous. His most dangerous trait, his partner.

Levi Ackerman, also known as The Joker. Green hair. Many tattoos. Location: unknown. Severely dangerous. Assumed dead after helicopter was shot down. Do not let him find Eren Jaeger.

Proceed informing Eren of Levi's passing until further notice.

Stepping into the prison, Nile looked to the insane, but gorgeous Eren Jaeger. His back carved into the cloth tied to the top of his cage. Face a light pink from hanging upside down. Today, he wasn't wearing a smile like usual. "What's wrong?" Nile questioned.

Eren glared at the seemingly oblivious adult. "You's killed my puddin'," he complained. Nile chuckled at his grammar. "I didn't kill anyone, I've been here while you were gone," he replied.

Eren had been chosen for a special experiment of fighting crime with the help of criminals. But the mission didn't go exactly as planned. Levi had shown up in his helicopter to rescue his beloved, only for the chopper to be blown to pieces.

"Well somebody did, and I am very angry mister," Eren replied. He rolled over onto his stomach, and kicked his feet up. His hands supported his chin. "Very angry," he clarified.

"Get down from there before you hurt yourself," Nile demanded. Eren puckered his lips in a pouting expression. "You's no fun," he whined. But he obliged, and jumped to the cement floor. "I'm still mad at you," Eren confirmed. "That's fine," Nile nodded.

Eren sat crisscross, sighing. "What to do, what to do...." he hummed, searching the room. At least ten people - maybe more - carrying guns, and holding him hostage. He stretched out, and laid down on the cold floor. "It's so borin' here, mister. Can't you's let me do somethin' interesting?" Eren huffed. "Such as escaping?" Nile responded. "Yeah!" Eren beamed. "Not going to happen," Nile shook his head. Eren's small smile sagged.

"You'll be staying here until the day you d-"

Nile was cut off by the ear-piercing sound of an explosion. Orange fire emitted from the thick smoke, and three men went down.

Bang.

Another man down.

"Ooh, this got's interestin'," Eren cheered, sitting up and turning to squint at the smoke. No more shots, but the exhaust was beginning to clear. There stood six figures dressed in black bulletproof armour with helmets to conceal their identity. The insane boy stared at them in awe.

Round after round of bullets fired. Each bullet the mysterious figures shot injured a guard, while the six were not harmed at all. Bullets ricocheted off their armour. Eren watched giggling.

One of the six pointed to the control center supported by stairs, and two obediently ascended the steps. "Don't let them reach the control panel!" Nile ordered. The guards began shooting at the two. But the four, who remained next to Eren's cage, shot their bullets at the guards.

Shards of glass rained down from the two mysterious figures shooting the windows of the control center. Two more men killed. Only three left. Nile, Darius, and Nick.

The three men were quickly pinned down by three of the figures. Guns kicked away from their reach. The fourth crouched down in front of them. Eren watched intently. A crazed smile plastered on his lips.

The figure removed his mask to reveal green hair and silver capped teeth. Levi Ackerman.

"Puddin'!" Eren cheered skipping around his cell. "Thanks for taking care of my little brat, but I think I can take it from here," Levi growled. He nodded to his men in the control center.

A buzzing noise echoed throughout the room. Eren pushed his cell door open and squealed. He sprinted towards Levi and jumped into his arms. "I knews you wasn't dead Mistah Levi!" Eren exclaimed. "You can't kill me that easily," Levi explained. He pulled Eren in for a quick, but desperate kiss. Pulling away, the blond giggled and perched himself on Levi's lap, arms draped around his neck.

The Joker pointed his gun to Darius. "Adios."

Bang.

Darius' eyes rolled back into his head. A pool of blood trickled down like a river. Levi inhaled deeply and smiled at the foul smell of the red liquid.

Bang.

Nick's head collided with the floor. More blood mixed in the red river.

"Who's next?" Levi pointed his gun to Eren. "Eeny," he growled. The blond licked the barrel of the pistol before Levi turned it to his men. "Meeny, miny."

"Moe," he pointed it to Nile who stared at him in fear. "Put in a good word for me."

Bang.

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I might write a second part for smut but I wanted this story to end like this.

Update: Heathens Part Two is out!!
Yay!!