High school Vampire Club (Meets Wednesday at lunch)

The New Girl, My Crush (Gerard's POV)

I'm a vampire. No, I won't suck your blood. No, I won't kill you. Yes, I will if you keep asking me stupid questions. I'm in a big club at my high school, Summit High,  that is only for vampires. It's, like, 99% boys, with only three girls to date. Hayley Williams, Margaret Weigel, and Ashley Bullock. They're okay, but wouldn't exactly strike you as vampires, seeing as the stereotype is: skinny, pale dude with black hair and red eyes. I'm a skinny, pale dude with black hair, but I have green eyes. Mikey says that all the ladies love a green eyed boy, but "the ladies" seem to pretty much resent the fact that I exsist. Hayley, is nice enough, but she really likes Mikey, my brother. She told me during first recess, when I was thinking of raiding a morgue with all the vampires in Summit. She asked me for advice, but I had no clue, just go tell him? And she asked me to. So I spoke to Mikey again, at lunch. "Uh, hey Mikey." I started, "You know Hayley, right?" I asked "Williams?" He inquired "Yeah. So you know her?" I asked. "Yeah, who doesn't?" It was a rhetorical question. Everyone knew Hayley, once, she managed to fall asleep during P.E. "Well, she likes you." I said. Mikey nearly spit out his soda. Having Hayley Williams like you is one of the best things for your popularity to ever happen, and therefore to your friends, too. It happened to Kellin Quinn in third grade, we're in our third year of high school, now, but not much has changed. Mikey started rambling on and on about her, and him, and what he was gonna do about it, when Ray and Frank sat down, bringing Pete, Patrick, Joe and Andy. They're all like us, except Patrick, who is a "vegan" vamp who drinks coconut milk instead of blood.
Mikey has liked Pete for a while, but it's no big deal, since he and Pat like each other. Pete found out, and screamed, "Yo Hayley, my bro Mikey, here, likes you too." She turned bright red. Mikey almost started hyperventilating. "Wentz..." growled Joe. Joe was normally really quiet, so you'd have to really piss him off to get him to talk. Pete, if you pissed him off, wouldn't talk, so we liked it better when Pete was pissed. "Uh, hey, Gerard?" Said some girl's voice. I turned around, thinking it was some girl here to throw her lunch tray in my face again. No. It was probably the most attractive girl I have ever, and probably will ever, see. "Yeah, I'm Gerard, what do you want?" What do you want?!?!?! Why can't I words? "Ummm.... Hayley said you're part of a club that I might be interested in." She was a vampire, too!!! "Yeah, the..." I lowered my voice, "Vampire Club?" She smiled, revealing beautiful, pearly white fangs. "Yeah... me and Lexi," she said, gesturing to a girl whom Mikey was checking out, " Are both extremely interested in joining, smile for Gerard, Lex..." Lexi obliged, showing off fangs that almost compared to the new girl's. She introduced herself as Jacqueline Marie Tate, but said, "If you call me Jacqueline, I'll slit your sexy little vampire throat." She sounded serious, but at least she thought my throat was sexy! Then, the principal came up, and told me I was to show her around campus, because she was in all my classes. So I walked and talked with her to our next class, math. The teacher, Mr. Armstrong, who is the coolest on campus, he's not much older than us, fresh outta college. He asked her to introduce herself, so she did. "Hey, I'm Jackie, but you can call me Jack, Jackster, whatever you want to, basically. I moved here from California, and brought my sister with me. So far, I have one friend, Gerard. We're in all the same classes, and a club together. I really like to listen to music, especially the band, Blink 182." She smiled, I hope only vamps can see fangs. Turns out, they can. Frank gasped, and shot me a look, like he was saying, "Dude, you and her should date!!" I glared at him, and interrupted, "Hey, Jackie, they go here, you know?" She came back and sat down. "Oh my gosh... " She whispered. "Yeah they're in the club, too." I said. " She clutched a hand to her chest. "Are you okay?" Asked Billie, as he requested we call him. "Yeah, I'm okay." she said. Billie explained that in his class, we didn't actually have to do any math, just do whatever, every once and a while, he'll give a quiz on something totally random, like bagels, or like, 2 + 2. He's the most chill teacher at this school. Jack and I talked, then I texted the rest of the club to announce our two new members, and added them to our new group chat. Then the bell signaling science, rang, and we headed off. On the walk there, I discovered that Jackie and I's lockers were right next to each other's. I told her that tomorrow was a free dress day, so she didn't have to wear the short ass skirt that is provided with the uniform. She seemed rather pleased.