Gay Ass Group Chat

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(tHIS SONG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CHAPTER BUT ITS SO GOODS OOPS! but now lets do this)

geetard: wtf is this

fronkiro: im so confused

brendonewithyou: they came back at the same time gAY

dallonisdad: brendon you once did a milk enema on an old band member

brendonewithyou: fucking fite me

peteypie: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

milkyway: i hate you so much

peteypie: rude ass bitch

geetard: patrick control your boyfriend

pattytree!!: Pete I want cuddles

peteypie: omw

brendonewithyou: you got that boy on a leash

trohmanhoeman: wait brendon we're missing a person from your band/former members

brendonewithyou: wait who because i haven't talked to Brent since he left the band and I don't have his kik

spencey: *got kicked out

brendonewithyou: who cares shut up

pattytree!!: I think Joe was talking about Ryan.

peteypie: *gasp* he who shall not be named

brendonewithyou: im not adding his ass

brendonewithyou: he left my band

spencey: *his band, and Jon, Dallon, Dan, Kenneth, Ian, and I left your band

brendonewithyou: but you didn't break up with me so you 'aight

pattytree!!: Never say 'aight again.

geetard: your gonna have to see him again someday Bren

joncena: dude that band was made in middle school are you serious are you not over it yet

brendonewithyou: he broke up with me two years ago stfu

dallonisdad: fuck the world

dallonisdad added milkboyross 

brendonewithyou: im

milkboyross: what

brendonewithyou left the chat

spencey: oh no hoe

spencey add brendonewithyou

brendonewithyou: pls

spencey: man up 

brendonewithyou: spencer please

spencey: no bitch.

milkboyross: what the fuck is this

peteypie named the chat Gay Ass Memes

milkboyross: i guess i fit in

milkboyross: wait shit I haven't talked to any of you guys in like years

brendonewithyou: two years, 5 months, and 3 days

brendonewithyou: ,,,,,,

pattytree!!: I'm

peteypie: sh00k

pattytree!!: Go in timeout.

peteypie: but we're cuddling!

pattytree!: Go.

peteypie: damn

brendonewithyou: I hate you

milkboyross: ily too

(A/N IM SHOOK)