14. Group Chat Chronicles: This is Not Good.

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Snitch Bitch👀🔫: IT WASN'T ME. I SWEAR TO THE HEAVENS AND BACK. IT WAS NOT I D'ANGELO DANTE RUSSELL.

Dominicano🍆: We know it is not you Dlo, you wouldn't sell out yourself like that.

Shorty is a Melody😍: I am guessing that everyone got the email?

PuertoRican STD😈: Who the fuck sent that shit?

🚬Herb Man😂: And how the hell they know all of this?

TheGrind💪: You know if this lets out, we fucked right?

WavePapi💦👅: This is not good at all.

Mr 'Can Get Down Under In That 😻😻': Wait.. I just saw the email but I didn't read it. What's in it?

SnitchBitch👀🔫: A lot personal shit that was discussed in this chat which they added stuff to make it look worse and whole heep of accusations.

Mr 'Can Get Down Under In That😻😻': Umm... Like what?

🚬Herb Man😂: LIKE SAYING FALSE SHIT THAT I TOUCHED GRAYSONS WHITE BOY TING A LING. LIKE NOOO I ONLY FUCKING SAW IT ON ACCIDENT. SHIT. 😭😭😭😭

Dominicano🍆: Calm Down Ingram.

🚬HerbMan😂: NO MAN THIS SHIT CAN'T DROP. I AM FROM THE HOOD. THESE NIGGAS GOING RIP ME IN PIECES.

Shorty is a Melody😍: He has a point there.

Mr 'Can Get Down Under In That😻😻': What they say about the rest of you guys, what they say about me? 👀

TheGrind💪: You can read it you know. 😐

Mr 'Can Get Down Under In That😻😻': Nope. I'm scared and Kia is here.

WavePapi👅💦: Well let's just say apparently after I forgot my phone at the counter. I went in the bathroom with two chicks.

WavePapi👅💦: One I fucking hate public bathrooms. Two I am trying to stay STD free *coughs* unlike Booker *coughs* And Three I am trying to get T back soo fuck this shit.

PuertoRican STD😈: Even during a time of distress I still get roasted. Sweet. 😐

Dominicano🍆: Well atleast you are not accused of getting some one pregnant and not taking care of the child. WHICH IS SOOO FALSE. BECAUSE KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH OUT PROTECTION. KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS DO NOT HAVE A WEAK PULL OUT GAME AND KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS WILL NEVER LEAVE ANYONE TO RAISE HIS CHILD ALONE. SHIT.

🚬Herb Man😂: And then he tells me to calm down. 😐 Nigga.

SnitchBitch👀🔫: I know this is a serious moment but.. 😂💀 Y'all just killing me with the caps.

Dominicano🍆: Shut up Russell.

Snitch Bitch👀🔫: Yes ole wise one 🙏

Shorty is a Melody😍: 😂 Smh.

TheGrind💪: Well at least you wasn't in a four some with Dlo and Tyler who fucked the same faculty member....

Shorty is a Melody😍: Which makes no sense...

SnitchBitch👀🔫: 1. We went different schools all of our life. 2. I KNOW WE DON'T SHARE CHICKS EITHER..

PuertoRican STD😈: Oh really now 👀

SnitchBitch👀🔫: Shut up Booker.

WavePapi💦👅: Soo we all fucked... Except Booker since like everyone knows he a hoe.

Shorty is a Melody😍: 😂😂😂

TheGrind💪: I mean...

PuertoRican STD😈: Aye. I am a normal hoe to the public, this comes out I am a super hoe.

Dominicano🍆: WOOOW.

🚬Herb Man😂: Alright fam.

Mr'Can Get Down Under In That😻😻': WHAT THE HELL!! They are saying that I cheated on Kia... NEVER IN MY LIFE I WOULD DO THAT SHIT... NEVER.

Snitch Bitch👀🔫: We know Simmons... We know.

Shorty is a Melody😍: She got you on a leash fam. You aint going no where 😂

🚬Herb Man😂: 💀💀

PuertoRican STD😈: You shouldn't be laughing Ingram.

🚬Herb Man😂: Yikes somebody still salty.

WavePapi💦👅: Get over it man. It's almost two months. KAM DOES NOT WANT YOUR DISEASE RIDDEN DICK. ACCEPT THAT.

Dominicano🍆: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭

Shorty is a Melody😍: *looks for the chill*

TheGrind💪: 911, Yes I would like to report something missing, Kelly's chill.

SnitchBitch👀🔫: 💀💀 I am done.

🚬Herb Man😂: Well. I couldn't have said it any better. 😊

PuertoRican STD😈: Yeah Yeah.. Back to the problem.

Mr 'Can Get Down Under In That😻😻': 💀

Mr 'Can Get Down Under In That😻😻': So what are going to guys?

Snitch Bitch👀🔫: Well they say if we want to keep it private, we should pay up.

TheGrind💪: 1 million.

WavePapi💦👅: Each.

Dominicano🍆: Fuck.

🚬Herb Man😂: Nobody got 1 million upfront to pay a couple of jokers.

PuertoRican STD😈: It is the price or everything is out.

Shorty is a Melody😍: Damn. Who the hell are these people man?

Mr 'Can Get Down Under In That 😻😻': Well... We gota do what we have to do.

Dominicano🍆: Guys... New numbers and the bank.. We got some transactions to do.

_._

I was like should I update this or not and then I was like... Why not?

So here is part 14 of the Group Chat Chronicles 😊😊😊💜💃💃💃

Reminder of the names:

PuertoRican STD😈: Devin Booker

Snitch Bitch👀🔫: D'angelo Russell (obvi)

Dominicano🍆: Karl -Anthony Towns (I mean he wears a size 20.😐)

Shorty is a Melody😍: Tyler Ulis

TheGrind💪: Dejounte Murray

Mr 'Can Get Down Under In That😻😻': Ben Simmons

🚬Herb Man😂: Brandon Ingram

WavePapi💦👅: Kelly Oubre Jr

Who is trying to set them up thought? 👀👀👀👀

Until Next Time
One Love
Agape💜





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