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Ninjago Style

JAYLYN
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

JAY
I know that already!

JAYLYN
I'm afraid of dust.

PYTHOR
(appalled) Dude!

While PYTHOR is looking at JAYLYN with disgust, JAY lunges forward and grabs his deadly Golden Weapons. He wields them, triumphantly.

JAY
Prepare to die, you Scary potato!

PYTHOR
No please! All I did was terrorise a bunch of children!

NYA enters, unseen by any of the others.

JAY
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those children were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Jay Walker defender of innocent children.

PYTHOR
Don't hurt me! Please!

JAY
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these Golden Weapons on you right away!

PYTHOR
Because Jay, I am your father.

JAY looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

JAY
No you're not!

PYTHOR
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

PYTHOR tries to grab the Golden Weapons but JAY dodges out of the way.

JAY
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

Unexpectedly, PYTHOR slumps to the ground.

JAYLYN
Did he just faint?

JAY
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Golden Weapons.

JAY crouches over PYTHOR's body.

JAYLYN
Be careful, Jay. It could be a trick.

JAY
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Pythor is dead!

JAYLYN
What?

JAY
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

JAYLYN claps her hands.

JAYLYN
So your Golden Weapons did save the day, after all.

NYA steps forward.

NYA
Is it true? Did you kill the Scary Serpentine?

JAY
Nya how long have you been...?

NYA puts her arm around JAY.

NYA
Long enough.

JAY
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Pythor .

NYA
Then the children are safe?

JAY
It does seem that way!

A crowd of vulnerable children enter, looking relived.

NYA
You are their hero.

The children bow to JAY.

JAY
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Pythor will never terrorise children ever again, is enough for me.

NYA
You are humble as well as brave!

One of the children passes JAY a Magical Lamp

NYA
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.

JAY
I couldn't possibly.

Pause.

JAY
Well, if you insist.

JAY takes the Lamp.

JAY
Thank you.

The children bow their heads once more, and leave.

JAY turns to NYA.

JAY
Does this mean you want me back?

NYA
Oh, Jay, of course I want you back!

JAY smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

JAY
Well you can't have me.

NYA
WHAT?

JAY
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a Serpentine to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.

NYA
But...

JAY
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Jaylyn.

JAYLYN grins.

NYA
But...

JAYLYN
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

NYA
Jay?

JAY
I'm sorry Nya, but I think you should skidaddle.

NYA leaves.

JAYLYN turns to JAY.

JAYLYN
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?

JAY
Of course you are!

The two walk off arm in arm.

Suddenly JAYLYN stops.

JAYLYN
When I said I'm afraid of dust, you know I was just trying to distract the Serpentine don't you?

THE END