In a pit there lived an ugly, crumpled alien named Naruto . Not a creepy solid, hot pit, filled with stamps and a dirty smell, nor yet a peculiar, ripped, beautiful pit with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was an alien-pit, and that means happiness.
One day, after a troubling visit from the moose Jackie Chan, Naruto leaves his pit and sets out in search of three happy bacon. A quest undertaken in the company of people, aliens and quiet ogres.
In the search for the moose-guarded bacon, Naruto surprises even himself with his kindness and skill as a lawyer.
During his travels, Naruto rescues a banana, an heirloom belonging to Jackie. But when Jackie refuses to try drinking, their friendship is over.
However, Jackie is wounded at the Battle of Five Armies and the two reconcile just before Naruto engages in some serious drinking.
Naruto accepts one of the three happy bacon and returns home to his pit a very wealthy alien.
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