- Shampoo's and conditions his upper lip hair
- When you give him your pen, he returns it to you with the lid bitten
- Has the best chat up lines
- Can charm anyone into doing his work for him
- Falls asleep on the roof at every party
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- Shampoo's and conditions his upper lip hair
- When you give him your pen, he returns it to you with the lid bitten
- Has the best chat up lines
- Can charm anyone into doing his work for him
- Falls asleep on the roof at every party