Friends season 11: THE REUNION

The One Where JOEY Returns

Ross Rachel Monica Chandler and Phoebe sitting at Central Perk
Monica :good old days how I miss them
Chandler: why the hell will you miss being fat
Phoebe: Monica wants to be fat again ,I can help u. U know when I lived in a box I knew this guy.........
Monica: No No I miss hanging out together . You know us without these kids.All of us
Rachel: Yeah I miss them too
Ross :I just wish that Joey was here with us
(Joey storms in )
Joey: How You Doin!!!!
Chandler to Ross : Why can't you ask for a hundred million dollar just for once for God's sake.
(Theme song)
Every one gets up to greet Joey but Chandler does not in fact he walks out of the room without seeing Joey.
Ross : I think he angry with u
Joey: but why
Ross: because it has been long time since we met
Joey : But I was busy
Phoebe : what you were busy . Let me tell you Mr Tribbiani you are not getting away with this now go out and deal with that piece of Bing
Monica looks an Phoebe angrily
Phoebe(little scared) : I meant Chandler .
Joey: But what should I say
Ross (sarcastically):I don't know , Why don't you try sorry.
Joey runs after Chandler
Phoebe follows him
Ross: Should we go after them
Monica: Today we'll meet at my house everyone like older times
Rachel : Should we bring Emma too
Ross :of course we are not going to watch porn there(turns to Monica and asks hopefully) are we
Monica to Rachel: No don't bring Emma (looks at Ross and sternly) we are not going to watch porn to. It's just I want to hangout with all of you guys. Like older times

Meanwhile outside Central Perk

Joey (shouts):Chandler Chandler
Chandler strips walking
Phoebe (comes from behind ): Why don't you run in Olympics
Joey: Chandler are angry with me?
Chandler : (sarcastically and angrily)Why do I look angry with
you , Do I,Do I.
Phoebe murmurs ( to Joey): I think he is
Joey gives a sarcastic look at Phoebe
Phoebe : Oh you know that! Good.
Joey to Chandler: But why are you angry.
Chandler : Let me see . I think because you didn't took me in one of your movies.
Joey : Oh I got you DVDs. Problem solved(proudly)
Chandler: No Idiot it's Because  you didn't meet me for last six months..
Joey: I was busy with my work and stuff
Chandler : May I ask what stuff
Joey: Well you know pizza and...
Chandler : well We would have got you pizza
Joey : and Girls
Chandlery: Hey listen, I am married okay only place I see more than one naked girls now is in TV that too in cartoon
Joey: seriously in cartoon
Chandler :Yes sigh!
Joey : You went through this much...
Chandler : Yes.
Joey(with his pity Joey look) : Can I hug you
Chandler (controlling his tears): I am married but I am sure Monica won't mind

They both hug

Phoebe : That's it ! No action.. Shit
Joey and Chandler gives her a stern look
They join  Ross, Rachel and Monica in Central Perk
Ross : Sooooo..
Rachel: Did I missed action
Phoebe: No they just hugged and that is the most physical they got.
Monica : What!  so girly..
Chandler : What would you have done if you were me
Ross: Chandler I think with those muscles she won't be able to do much
Monica : Joey could you join us tonight at our house
Joey : For Turkey hell yaa!
Rachel : I am sorry Did we just time traveled back to 2000s
Joey: No we didn't..pah Rachel time machine is not invented yet. You should know that
Chandler : How did you survived this long
Joey : Now what does that suppose to mean
Everyone laughs
Monica: everyone at 5 PM at my house
Everyone : Okay
Chandler: I will be there
Everyone looks at him bewildered
Chandler: Except for the fact that I realised that I live with you
Monica: Good ,you realised that soon enough,Bing!
Phoebe: OhOh can I bring Mike too
Monica : of course you can

Scene 2(at Joey's old apartment)
Joey enters the apartment and finds a young boy of about 20 years
Joy: Who are you?
Ben : Uncle Joey it's me Ben
Joey: Ben who.....oh Ross's son . Man you are growing .
(Girls comes out of the bathroom wrapped up in towel)
Joey: Hey How you.....
Ben: Uncle no!Dad told me about you and aunt Monica told me about your magical line
Girl: Hello I am Rebecca. And I create you are Ben's Uncle Joey.
Joey: Don't call me that.....
Ben(intervenes): Rebecca go and change. While I talk to Uncle Joey
Rebecca: Ok
(Rebecca goes in the bedroom)
Joey: So (and give a proud smile) you got hooked.
Ben: No I didn't
Joey : Yes you did I can read that on your face.
Ben : Don't tell this to dad. And just make it look good I used your line
Joey :Ross doesn't know?!
Ben : He doesn't know about any of the girls
Joey: Girls!! How many of them you bought here.
Ben: I never counted.
Joey: Do you call them back.
Ben: Uh,No I don't.
Joey : Ah good old days ..........  
Ben: What
Joey(with a smile) : Nothing And  don't worry I will keep it a secret and iam good at it
Ben:I know aunt Monica told me about it. How you kept the secret of her and uncle Chandler's relation a secret.
Joey : Yea ! Those days.. Anyhow where is your dad. He told me he'll meet me here with your part-time mom Rachel
Ben: Part-time?
Joey: that's what they call right . You are not her son
Ben : I think the appropriate term would be foster
Joey: No! You are nothing like  your father . he is intelligent
Ben : You are exactly like my dad told me
Joey : Again, what was that?
( Ross and Rachel enters with Emma)
Ross : So you met Ben
Joey: yes yes and I met Rebecca too
Ben(shouting) : Uncle that was a secret
Joey: Was it ? I thought the girls before her was a secret
Ben: Uncle!!!!!!!!
Joey : Iam sorry
Ross: No No what you bring a girl to the apartment and you don't tell us
Emma : Dad actually it's girls and se....
Ben: Oh yeah ! Should I tell about Aaron
Rachel: Aaron , Janice's son Aaron
Joey : Janice no,Ross why is your family after Janice clan
Ben: Who else was with them apart from Emma
Ross ( screaming ): Joey!
Joey: well you see first Your Uncle
Ben : Uncle Chandler
Joey : yes
Ross: And that's it.
Rachel: No tell him about You and Janice also
Ben: You went out with Janice aunt , dad.
Ross :Uh um maybe
Joey: She is one hell of a ..
Emma: excuse me I am still  here
Joey: hey! Didnt I told you that you look stunning
Ben (still perplexed) : Dad ?
Ross : Oh okay I did went out with her, and I'll forgive you if you don't bring this up again. Now we are going to Monica's place till then Emma you stay with your brother
Emma: No way I am coming with you
Ben: Me too, I like uncle Joey. Maybe he could give me some more tips
Emma: Whatever
Ross : Stop imitating your mother
Rachel: Ah! I don't do like that
Meanwhile Rebecca comes out
Rebecca: Oh great we are having a family get together
Ben: Hey time to go we need to take off
Ross: Are you Jewish by Any chance..
Rebecca(surprised):No(and then turning to Ben) give me a call
Ben: I'll message you on FB
Rebecca : I guess that would do
(Rebecca walks away)
Ben ( To Joey): That's one more girl on my block list.
Joey: You need to teach me that.
Ben : Done
Rachel : Let me call Mon and tell her about Ben and Emma also
Ross: Okay we'll wait down stairs.

They got into the car and drove to Monica's
In the car
Ben: Dad Seriously Janice
I mean why Janice were you on drugs ...
Emma (coughs)
Rachel : He loves museums... Definately he saw Janice as one of those artifacts
Emma: MOM!!!
Joey : By the way
Emma (already fuming)
Joey (scared) : In am going um um to Yemen
Emma: Yemen??
Ross : once your uncle Chandler went there cause of Janice
Now uncle Joey's turn
(Rachel and Joey giggles)
Ben : Dad what about you
(Ross giving his usual surprised and angry look)

To be continued in next episode
"The one with dinner at Monica's"