A/N: DER R ALOOT OF PREPPY RAYMARKZ IN DA COMMANT SEXTION!!!! Nut 2 mansion any nams *cowgh* *cwah* fangirllife0987
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b/c cause i m a slythrrn; i lyed aboot y i lefft hoggywartz
it waz reeelly becuz dumblydore expalled me aftar i murrdared a stewdant (idr; hoe Kawaii off meh)
of corze i had a reely gut reasen to kill her - she waz a pozer n a prep; adtaall
she uswd two be meh frand; B'LUUDY MARY- she had a hooby off dying her hare defferant colars
[she wor ssooo muck blak n hot topik cloths dat i thou she waz GOFF ; BUT ZIE WAZ A POSEEER!!!!!1!1!1!!1!!3!3!]
on day at an GC concerrt i noycited dat da roots of her hare were turrning blonde!!!!!
I sad, "U R BLONDE PREP GURL! POZEER!!"
she cyed and cryed " i sorry" she sed; "i tryed 2 die my hier so dat u wOuldnt know dat i waz a natral Blond"
der waz onli 1 thang 2 do - i tol meh leather studdad gun out off meh corrsette - to put dat demonik blond out off her miserary
i shot and she explodid inta a pil off blud
(see, now u now dat i kaled her fur a gut reson - I WAZ DOING HER A FAVER AND DUMBYDORK DIDNA UNDERSTAND!!11)
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