My older brother was telling my stepmom about how he doesn't want much for Christmas, right? Well, here's the conversation:
Stepmom: So, you don't want much, huh? Not even, like a pair of sick Beats? 'cause if that was all you wanted we could probably get you some..
Bro: Nah. I mean, I'd like Beats, but you have to have music to use them.
Stepmom: But you have a phone to listen to music with.
Bro: Yeah, but it's always locked. I wish it could be unlocked, but only because I want to listen to music.
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Woooow. Soooooo subtle. The subtle-ness is real. I couldn't even tell you wanted your phone to be unlocked so you could check Instagram every five minutes. ಠ—ಠ
