Assassination Classroom One-shots

MachaTech Connection (teaser)

When Nagisa and Kayano's near their room they noticed a crowd on the door of their room.

"Ah! Minna! What are you all doing there" Kayano run towards them with Nagisa tailing her, walking.

"Kayano! Nagisa! We have a little problem here" Sugino who seems to noticed their arrival replied 

"Huh? What happened?" Nagisa asked ad they walked towards them.

"Well... you see..." Sugino wasn't able to tell them for some reason they don't know.

 Maehara answered on his behalf.

"Well... you see, saw something really disturbing" Maehara answered them vaguely, eraning him a punch on the head from Okano

"What was that for?!?" he complained while rubbing his head, to relieve him the pain of her punch.

"Don't say something misleading" she faced her back on him while looking at her hands.

Nagisa and Kayano sweatdropped at their way of showing their affection towards each other.

"Don't mind them" they heard Isogai's voice coming from their left.

"Anyway... the problem is (Reader)-"

"Wh-what happened to her?!?! Don't tell me someone harassed her?"he wasn't able to finish what he's trying to say because of Kayano's ranting

" oh no! what if it was Koro-sensei who harassed her?!?"What'll we do Nagisa-kun?"" she turned towards Nagisa and started shaking him. Nagisa reached out a hand to her just to stop from shaking him

"K-Kayano why don't we try to listen to what Isogai's going to say first Kayano before we jump into conclusion" Nagisa told her

"B-but W-what i-" Nagisa cut her off by now putting both if his hands on her shoulder

"Listen to him first okay" Nagisa assured her with firm voice that held authority and eyes with strong aura.

With this way of assurance and trust to each other you'll have to rethink if they're couple or not.

'Are you sure the two of you is not a couple .Heck both of you act like parents who's worried of their children!' the people who were able to witnessed it thought.

"As I was saying, (Reader)'s doing something unbelievable" He answered the seemingly unanswered question.

"Wh-What do you mean?!?! (Reader) can never do anything disturbing and unbelievable" Kayano whined.

If there's anyone out there who knows (Reader) best, it'll be her. Just like how she knows  (Reader) best, (Reader) also know her best.

"If you don't want to believe what Isogai said, then why don't you look at it" Maehara slowly pulled out his hands off his head when he thinks that it's alright to do so; lead them to where they could see (Reader) is,.

What they saw is really disturbing.

What they saw is (Reader) showing a similar reaction of Koro-sensei when he's looking at his porn magazine and when he is also plotting something was really disturbing. 

It's like you're seeing a miniature Koro-sensei which does not make sense 'cause she's 100% human.

"H-How a-ah l-long has she been like that?" Nagisa looked over at the diraction of Maehara and Isogai seemingly trying to remove the disturbing image off his mind.

"We don't don't how long or what happened but for as long as we know, she's been at it before we could even arrive" Okano explained what she know.

"W-wpah! F-flat-chan! Don't leave us! Don't leave Nagisa alone!" Taisei Yoshida exclaimed  shocking all of them.

All attention turned towards Kayano.

Mouth hanged. Blanked wide eyed look. Stoned body.

She even dropped her bag.

Over all, Kayano looked sooo petrified.

Really petrefied .

She might even be holding her breath.

'It was like she's shocked beyond comprehension'

Who wouldn't be, when you saw you're friend with that really weird expression.

The expression you only see in your pervert of a teacher.

"K-kayano?" Okano put a hand on her shoulder hoping that she'll wake up from her daze.

"A-are you alright?" As if Nagisa's voice have some magical powers, Kayano snapped out of it.

"W-what is she doing?" Kayano trembly latched herself on Nagisa.

Nagisa slowly lstalked towards (Reader)

Before they could even reach her they were startled by her sudden exclamation.

"I AM FINISHED"

"W-what were you doing(Reader)-chan?" Kayano run to her then shake her.

"K-k-k-layano-c-chan!"she said through the series gasp of air.

"WHAT WERE YOU DOING!? WHAT'S WITH THAT EXPRESSION?!-" Kayano continue her rant, not minding her surroundings and people around her and specially the person she's shaking.

"What are you even doing to Ritsu" She let go of (Reader) but before she could even reach the ground she was caught by  Karma.

"Opsie Daisy" Karma said as he reached out for her.

Karma helped her to stand properly.

"Answer me WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO RITSU?" Kayano intirogate her

"Huh? What do you mean?" (Reader) ask clearly dumbfounded.

"Don't give me that reaction! Answer me!" she asked once again while tilted his head

"Huh? What do you mean? I'm her mother" (Reader) latched herself on Ritsu's back.

"Eh!?!" they all shouted out.