Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rooftops

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Dared by: @Blazeheartt

1st Jesse: Oh no...no no no no....

1st Jess: What?

1st Jesse: THIS. *shows dare*

1st Jess: Oh...

Petra: *walks in* Is that another dare? How bad is it?

1st Jesse: Well...I know people who will actually enjoy it.

1st Jess: Two people...to be exact...

Petra: Who?

1st Jesses: *looks at each other and cringes* The 2nd Jesses...

Petra: Oh no...Let me see...

1st Jesse: *gives tablet*

Petra: *reads dare* Are we really going to do this...?

1st Jesse: We have no choice...

2nd Jess: *kicks the door down* I sense something weird that needs my attention...

2nd Jesse: Me too...

Lukas: OH MY GOSH WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOOR?!

2nd Jess: 2ND JESSE DID IT!!

2nd Jesse: WHAT?!

2nd Jess: Friggen savage. You need to calm the hell down. Geez!

2nd Jesse: BUT IT WASN-

2nd Jess: *grabs 2nd Jesse's face and slams him down*

1st Jesses and Lukas: O_O

Petra: *laughing* XD

2nd Jess: Let me see!

Petra: *gives tablet*

2nd Jess: *reads dare*

Lukas: ._.

2nd Jess: *inhales* My time has come...

Lukas: What is it?

2nd Jess: *shows dare*

Lukas: *reads dare* Guys, no. We are going to break the roof. SERIOUSLY, we are all going to fall through.

2nd Jess: That's a risk we are going to have to take, my friend...

Lukas: This is a bad idea.

2nd Jess: Not to me it isn't.

2nd Jesse: *still on the ground* What is it?

2nd Jess: Our destiny...*shows dare*

2nd Jesse: *reads dare* Hell yeaaaaaah.

~On the roof, Day:1~

Olivia: Uh, remind me again why all of us are up here.

1st Jess: The dare is that we have to dance for 3 days, then jump off and sing "Pink Fluffy Unicorns", and then dab.

Olivia: I didn't get any of that...

Axel: This is going to be awesome!

Ellegaard: THIS IS DANGEROUS!

2nd Jesse: Dangerous is my middle name!

2nd Jess: No it isn't. You're middle name is-

2nd Jesse: SHUT UP!!

Ivor: This is foolish! Why did I agree to this?!

2nd Jess: LESS TALKING MORE DANCING!!

2nd Jesse: *does the soulja boy*

2nd Jess: *whips and nae naes*

1st Jesse: I hate them. *moves back and forth awkwardly*

1st Jess: Um...*sways back and forth*

Petra: *does the can can*

Lukas: Er....*does the Irish jig*

Olivia: *does the sprinkler*

Axel: AWH YEAH!! *does the running man*

Gabriel: *breakdances*

Ellegaard: Oh my...

Magnus: ALL THESE YEARS AND I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD DO THAT!?!?!

Soren: *dances like the girls from Justin Bieber's "Sorry" video*

Ellegaard: *does ballet*

Magnus: *Russian dances*

Milo: *does the robot*

Isa: *salsa dances*

Harper: *dances like Beyoncé*

3rd Jesse: *holds up 3rd Jess in the air and spins around*

Ivor: No.

~Day: 2~

Everyone but the 2nd Jesses: *swaying back and forth*

1st Jess: How are you guys not tired?

2nd Jess: Harambe.

1st Jesse: What?

2nd Jesse: Harambe gives us strength.

~Day 3~

2nd Jesses: *still dancing*

Everyone: *standing tiredly*

1st Jesse: I'm...so...done...*jumps off the roof* ♪Pink...fluffy...whatevers...blah...♪

Everyone: *jumps off the roof and weakly sings "Pink Fluffy Unicorns" then gives a lame dab*

2nd Jesse: WOW! YOU ALL SU-wAHHHHHH

2nd Jess: *kicks 2nd Jesse off*

2nd Jesse: *screams aggressively* PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOOOOOOOOOOOWSSJDHCJJEBAHQHE *lands perfectly and dabs*

2nd Jess: Bless up. *jumps off and screams* PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWSSSS!!!! *lands on 2nd Jesse and dabs*

2nd Jesse: AHHHHH!!!

2nd Jess: WOOOOOOOO!!!!! FOR HARAMBE!!!!

Everyone: *dying*

2nd Jess: Harambe would be disappointed in all of you...Tsk Tsk...

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