once again • [f.m. + r.m.]

formula

Lucas rolled his eyes, "You are so lame. Since when do people celebrate a baby turning a couple months old? That's weird." He ripped open the bag of chocolate.

He and the others seemed to have an obsession with Hershey's chocolate over any gourmet chocolate.

"I might as well celebrate his life now since I wasn't there 4 months ago," Farkle said, as he took a bite out of his apple.

Zay gave him a weird look, "Do you even know where she lives?"

Farkle shrugged, "She probably still lives in the Williamsburg apartment with Maya."

"And what if she doesn't?" Billy snorted, in amusement, as he took a sip from his glass.

"Then, I'll just call her," Farkle shrugged, as he looked out onto the Manhattan skyline.

Lucas looked amused, "And what makes you think she wants to see your face?"

"I'm the father of her child. She's not the type of person who would just shut me out," Farkle reasoned, before taking another bite from his apple, "She's actually nice unlike Maya."

Lucas looked at Farkle and snorted, "You do that, Farkle. Meanwhile, I think I'm gonna go through my recent calls and invite Renee Sinclair or maybe Michelle Buchanan over later."

"So, basically that'll be our cue to leave then," Zay said, rolling his eyes.

"Oh, come on," Lucas chuckled, "Let me have my playboy phase-"

"More like lifestyle," Billy interrupted, as he unwrapped a piece of chocolate.

Lucas rolled his eyes, "Whatever, but anyway, I need someone to occupy me for the night while Farkle chases after Riley." He paused and then added, "Which I don't even understand. Why do you even care so much? Since when does playboy Farkle Minkus give a damn about children and his non Manhattan elite ex?"

Lucas amused. It was a fact that literally 2 days before he found out that he had a son, he was going through many woman in just a short tim.

Now, it was as if Farkle had turned a new leaf to become... a dedicated father or something like that.

"And when are you going to tell Stuart and Caroline?" Zay butted in, taking a sip of his wine, "I mean, you can't hide your illegitimate child forever if you keep going on to see him."

"He probably could though," Billy said, looking at him, "I mean, it's Farkle chasing her, not the other way around."

The two laughed, ignoring the irritated look on Farkle's face.

"I don't know," Farkle replied, before taking another bite from his apple, "I honestly haven't even thought about that."

He paused, letting the thought run in his head. He sighed and rubbed his temple with his thumb and middle finger, "Shit."

He had no fucking clue how he was going to tell his father and stepmother.

"Yeah, I expected that," Lucas laughed, holding his wine glass in his hand, "You're screwed, bro."

"Oh, they're going to eat me alive," Farkle groaned, taking a seat on one of the black chairs, "And they're gonna go after Riley and Nathan."

"I'm so glad you got me a box of condoms for my birthday, man," Lucas said in relief, "Thanks Zay."

Zay snickered, "Uh huh."

Farkle looked up, "Dammit." He really didn't know what he was going to do about it.