“I can’t believe you didn’t tell me” I pouted.
“I couldn’t”
“Yes you could have”
“No, I couldn’t”
“Yes”
“No”
“Yes”
“No”
“Yes!”
“I’m not doing this! I couldn’t!”
“Sure you couldn’t”
He sighed and rubbed his head “How did you find out?”
“Blood party, how did you become one?”
“BLOOD PARTY?!”
“YEAH! Matty was totally sucking that...girl dry!”
“You must mean a donor” he sighed calming down.
“A what?”
“People who offer there blood to vampires”
“Oh...yeah, so not me!” I laughed.
“That’s because of the devise I put in your head in your head”
“YOU PUT SOMETHING FLAPJAKIN IN MY HEAD! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! SO NOT COOL!”
“It was to keep you safe!”
“FROM WHAT?!”
“Vampires”
“YOU MEAN LIKE YOU!”
“No”
“NO?!”
“I mean, when it senses a vampire that...well a vampire it reacts and make you want to...well...hit it...stuff like that...”
“Lame...but! TAKE IT OUT MY HEAD!”
“What?! NO!”
“DADDY!”
“DONT DADDY ME!”
“TAKE IT OUT MY HEAD!”
“WHY?!”
“BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO HIT THE GUY I LIKE EVERY TIME I MIGHT WANA KISS HIM! OR HIT MY FRIENDS!”
“You...what?!”
“Woops...yeah...I like someone...so...TAKE. THE...THING. OUT. MY. HEAD!”
“I’ll...just de-activate it?”
“NO! OUT MY HEAD!”
“I CANT!”
“WHY NOT?!”
“BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW!”
“YOU MEAN YOU PUT SOMETHING IN MA HEAD AND DONT KNOW HOW TO GET IT OUT?!”
“Yes”
I stared at him in shock. He smiled and rubbed the back of his head.
“DONT YOU SMILE AT ME!” I yelled pointing my finger at him.
He sighed and put his head on his desk. I sighed to.
“Just...make it stop please” I said.
“Right” he sighed.
I got up and walked out the door.
“FREEDOM!” I yelled.
I ran down the hall and then finally up to the dorm.
They were all sitting on the couch watching something.
“Hey!” I greeted.
No answer...
“Bums...” I mumbled, suddenly, like a light bulb flicked on above my head, I got an Idea.
I got tomato ketchup out the fridge and made it look like blood on my hand, then smeared it on one huge knife.
I dropped it on the ground and screamed.
Suddenly everyone appeared in front of me.
“MATTY! MAKE IT BETTER!” I fake cried.
“What...the hell did you do...”
“I CUT MYSELF! I DIDNT MEAN IT! I-IT J-JUST H-HAPPENED!”
He took my hand and stared blankly at me “It’s ketchup”
“That will teach ya to ignore me...and don’t you smell blood. you should have known with your super sensitive noses...” I said.
He glared at me and I glared back. Soon it came to a glare war and I won cause he sighed and walked away...
I sighed, well...today has been productive...
I washed my hand and chucked the knife in the sink, then sitting on the couch and putting my legs on Mattys lap. He pushed my legs off and I put them back on.
“Stop it” he said.
“Stop what?” I asked.
“You know what”
“Actually I don’t...”
“Your legs”
“What about them”
“Take them off my lap”
“Why”
“Because I said so”
“Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally now”
“Yes”
“Nuh uh”
“Uh hu”
“NUH UH!”
“UH HU!”
“MOVE RABIT EARS!”
“WHO THE HELL YOU CALLIN RABIT EARS?!”
“YOU BIG EARS!”
“I DOT HAVE BIG EARS STUPID!”
“Hehe. They’re actually pretty cute...CHICK CHO MON JO!” I screamed.
“Hu...” he said making a confused face.
“MEHEH!”
He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.
“You’re so annoying” he sighed.
“I know but you love me for it” I giggled.
“True” he sighed.
I giggled and snuggled into his side. hmm...perfect...gotta love this...
sorry for the wait for this! i was working on my naruto fan fic but ill have the next chap up as soon as i can!
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I HATE VAMPIRES
VampireAs soon as I started to scream, he started to panic. Then, that's when I saw them...the 2 fangs in his mouth and his black eyes. I screamed louder, but then, I suddenly couldn't, my neck was stinging and felt blood being drawn, and it wasn't enjoyab...
