hello it is eller so I GUESS I'll say what I "LIKE" about you,, u rly know how to dance. when u go up down jump around talk about OK IM SORRY
so,;,,;,,,, MADDINOID, dearest maddinoid. ily. okay so I know you deny it, but you're so beautiful and hilarious and idc if u steal my jokes bc hey they're workin for ya. you were another one of my very first friends on here and I'm so thankful for u wow. I JUST okay I don't know what to say because I'm really bad at sentimental stuff but you mean a lot to me and I'll prove that in some of my favorite jokes:
why was the boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face!
what is red and smells like blue paint? red paint!
what's green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels!
why was 6 afraid of 7? it wasn't. numbers are not alive, therefore unable to feel sentient, thus it is impossible for him to feel fear!
a horse walked into a bar, several people got up and left as they noticed the potential danger!
roses are red, violets are blue,
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your friend is so gay that he has consensual sex with other men!
why do black people eat fried chicken? because it tastes good?
why is an elephant big grey and wrinkly? because if it was small white and round it'd be an aspirin!
roses are red, daisies are smaller
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okay this is all I'm sorry if you don't get my jokes or if you've heard them before I just think they're funny. I was also gonna do 200 but that would take too long. but yeah ily a whole lot so yes ok.
okok so hello this is dev and i did all the hard work 😩😩 aka asked ppl to do shit
so i got some of maddie's friends 2 say their fav thing abt her ;0 if u r maddies friend & i didn't ask u it's just bc im lazy and didn't feel like messaging ten million ppl whoops ¡ or i didn't know u were maddies friend ok alright
amazing ok so
alex said:
maddie is one of the most entertaining people I've encountered on this website and sometimes I feel bad that I haven't talked to them more. they're extremely funny and not to mention super attractive and I really want to be closer friends with them
max said:
okay well i love maddie's voice and her hair and she's just so sO nice and has an amazing personality !!
gage said:
she's actually s o nice it's really ridiculous she is goals
isabel/xavier said:
maddie your hair and eyes are goals
and IM going to say:
maddie is amazing and an a1 friend ;0 and my favorite thing abt her is her smile bc it's so cute nd adorable !!!
so yes @ maddie u r one of my best friends and i love u so much !! u mean so much to me and i appreciate u a loT and i want to write more but im rly rly tired okokok adios
