When you see someone sitting down in marching band:
"YOUR'E A DISGRACE!! SHAME ON YOU. YOUR FAMILY WILL BE CURSED. GENERATIONS FROM NOW, YOUR DESCENDANTS WILL BE WELL KNOWN AS A FAMILY OF SITTERS!!!."
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The Absolute Random Book of Randomness by a Random Person
RandomThis book has the whole enchilada: jokes, rants, facts, puns, and so on. Prepare to be bombarded with everything.
