aries: i'm ready to kill a man for a hershey bar
taurus: does great for a week then spends a whole day binging and gives up
gemini: bitch what is this diet you speak of.
cancer: i miss my candy
leo: UM BITCH KEEP THAT FUCKIN CALORIE AWAY FROM ME
virgo: sneaks in a few cheats here and there
libra: i'm so hungry but i must not cave in
scorpio: lowkey eats more than they would off the diet
sagittarius: what do you mean i can't eat a triple bacon cheeseburger coated in potato chip crumbs with a side of ten scoop banana fudge sundae
capricorn: dear god give me the strength to resist this onslaught of gluttony
aquarius: oh well i already ate two chips might as well eat the rest
pisces: i want my cookies and ice cream and my f UCKING CHIPS *sobs*
