aries: another day another fucker to beat the shit out of
taurus: uuuuggGGHHHHHHHHHH
gemini: kms i'm going back 2 sleep
cancer: no god please not me why
leo: mhm mhm baby u look fab mhm oh yas bitch mmmmmmhMMM *is looking in mirror while getting ready*
virgo: oh yes. it is yet another day of persistent peer annoyance. however, i am happy, for i will be exposed to knowledge and FUCKING GERMS OH NO WHERE IS MY HAZMAT SUIT
libra: oh no
scorpio: maybe if i come off as creepy people will leave me alone
sagittarius: i feel somewhat excited
capricorn: work must be done
aquarius: fuck
pisces: what do you mEAN DRUGS AREN'T ALLOWED ON SCHOOL GROUNDS
