Aries:
Those kids are just really stupid. Thinking that what they say is funny, it really isn't. It's pathetic.
Taurus:
I am your most favorite person in the world, aren't I? (:
Gemini:
*flips middle finger* Bye!
Cancer:
You have pretty curls, but your hair looks great straightened too. I can't decide!
Leo:
THIS GUY'S GOING ON THE FUCKING EXPRESS LANE- Oops... Forgot you were here... 😅😅😅
Virgo:
I want to die in a rocking chair. It would be a peaceful death. When I'm on the verge of death, put me in the rocking chair.
Libra:
It's okay, V, it's okay. You need to see the good in things.
Scorpio:
Me: If you were a book in the library, which genre section would you be in?
Dad: I'd be in the dirty inappropriate section.
(No lie, he actually said that to me)
Sagittarius:
Me: I don't know why my favorite hot topic shirts keep disappearing like why?
Mom: What if your dad stole them and dances in them when nobody's at home? What if he's doing it as we speak?
Capricorn:
No.
(;-;)
Aquarius:
I love you platonically.
Pisces:
How come the guy from Taco Bell gave you a free cup but not me? How?
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Zodiac Signs~
RandomI've decided to write a zodiac book~ Most of these things I get from Tumblr, and some of them might be my own so enjoy! (If you want me to do scenarios I'll accept requests X) By the way, Capricorn here~ Enough of my stupidity, let the rando...
