Aries:
Parents: Who are you texting so late at night?
Me: Jake from State Farm.
Taurus:
"I can't eat anymore I'm full!"
"Do you want any desert?"
"YESSSSSSSSSSS!"
Gemini:
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
Cancer:
Dear sleep, I'm sorry I hated you when I was little, but now I can't get enough of you!!! Sincerely, Me.
Leo:
That depressing moment when you wake up at the best part of your dream.
Virgo:
Getting paranoid when my test answers are B, C, D, C, A, A, A, A, A.
Libra:
That awkward moment when you try to get over someone you never even dated.
Scorpio:
I like food and sleep. If I give you my food or text you all night, you're special to me.
Sagittarius:
That moment when you say: "Just Kidding" But you're actually dead serious.
Capricorn:
If you try to wake me up by pulling my blankets off, I'll probably kill you. (Not probably, I WILL)
Aquarius:
Being a person is too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.
Pisces:
Typing a long paragraph with your true feelings, but then erasing it and typing "yeah..."
STAI LEGGENDO
Zodiac Signs~
RandomI've decided to write a zodiac book~ Most of these things I get from Tumblr, and some of them might be my own so enjoy! (If you want me to do scenarios I'll accept requests X) By the way, Capricorn here~ Enough of my stupidity, let the rando...
