Harry:
Hey dragon
You don't gotta do this
Let's reevaluate our options
Throw away our old presumptions
'Cos really
You don't wanna go through this
I'm really not that special
The Boy-Who-Lived is only flesh and bone
The truth is in the end
I'm pretty useless without friends
In fact I'm alone
Just like now
But anyhow
I spend my time at school
Trying to be this cool guy
I never even asked for
I don't know any spells
Still manage to do well
But there's only so long that can last for
I'm living off the glory
Of some stupid children's story
I had nothing to do with
I just sat there and got lucky
So level with me buddy
I can't defeat thee
So please don't eat me
All I can do
Is sing this song for you
Harry:
Lalalalala
Dragon:
Rarararara
Harry:
Lalalalala
Dragon:
Rarararara
Harry:
Lalalalala
Dragon:
Rarararara
Harry:
Lalala (speaking) That's right Dragon (singing) You never asked to be a dragon
I never asked to be a champion
We both just jumped on the band wagon
But all we need is guitar jammin' Lalalalala
Dragon:
Rarararara
Harry:
Lalalalala (speaking) Goodnight Dragon
I BEAT THE DRAGON!
Darren Criss as Harry Potter
