Quirrell:
You won't sleep on your tummyVoldemort:
You won't sleep on your backBoth:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agreeQuirrell:
We share some hands and fingersVoldemort:
And yet the feeling lingersBoth:
We're just about as different
As anyone can be...Voldemort:
You like plotting a garden
And I like plotting to killQuirrell:
You think that you should rule the world
I think books are a thrill!Sipping tea by the fire is swell
Voldemort:
Pushing people in is fun as well!I like folding all my ties
Quirrell:
And you have no friends
Hey, that's a surpriseBoth:
I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As can beVoldemort:
You're a sissy, a twat, a girl!
I'm the darkest of lords!Quirrell:
I'm the brightest professor here
I've won several awardsVoldemort:
My new world is about to unfoldQuirrell:
You got beat by a two year oldVoldemort:
I'll kill him this time through and throughQuirrell:
Or you might just give him another tattooBoth:
You really must agree
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As canVoldemort:
I'll rise again and I'll rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeedsQuirrell:
(Spoken) Prevails!Voldemort:
Part of that world goes to youQuirrell:
When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers...Voldemort:
When I rule the world, I'll have snakes...Voldemort: (Quirrell:)
And goblins, and werewolves
(And Jane Austin novels...)
A fleet of dementors
And giants, and thestrals
And all my Death Eaters!Both:
When I rule the world!Joe Walker as Lord Voldemort
Brian Rosenthal as Quirinius Quirrell