Harry:
Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of
My cousin, my uncle and my aunt
Can't believe how cruel they are
And it stings my lighting scar
To know that they'll never ever give me what I want
I know I don't deserve these
Stupid rules made by the Dursleys
Here on Privet Drive
Can't take these stupid muggles
But despite all of my struggles
I'm still alive
I'm sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, its September, so I'm skipping this town
Hey it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now...
I gotta get back to Hogwarts
I gotta get back to school
I gotta get myself to Hogwarts
Where everybody knows I'm cool
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need
At Hogwarts, Hogwarts
I think I'm going back...
I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
No way this year anyone's gonna die,
And it's gonna be totally awesome
I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
Defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
And do it all with my best friend Ron,
'Cause together we're totally awesome
Ron:
Yeah, cause together we're totally awesome!
(Dialogue)
Ron:
It's been so long, but we're going back
Don't go for work, don't go there for class
Harry:
As long as we're together...
Ron:
Gonna kick some ass!
Harry and Ron:
And it's gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by storm
Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm
Hermione:
But let's not forget that
We need to perform well in class
If we want to pass our OWLs!
(Dialogue)
Hermione:
I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart
Check out my grades, they're \"A's\" for a start
What I lack in looks well I make up in heart
And well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome
This year I plan to study a lot
Ron:
That would be cool if you were actually hot
Harry:
Hey Ron, come on
We're the only friends that she's got!
Ron:
And that's cool...
Hermione:
And that's totally awesome!
Harry, Ron, Hermione:
Yeah, it's so cool
Yeah, it's totally awesome!
We're sick of summer and this waiting around
It's like we're sitting in the lost and found
Don't take no sorcery
For anyone to see how...
We gotta get back to Hogwarts
We gotta get back to school
We gotta get back to Hogwarts
Where everything is magic-coooool
All:
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Harry, Ron, Hermione:
I think we're going back...
(Dialogue)
Cho's Possy:
Cho Chang
Domo arigato, Cho Chang
Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang
Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang
(Dialogue)
Cedric:
Cho Chang
I am so in love with Cho Chang
From Bangkok to Ding Dang
I'll sing my love aloud for Cho Chang
(Dialogue)
Malfoy:
This year you bet, gonna get outta here
The reign of Malfoy is drawing near
I'll have the greatest wizard career
It's gonna be totally awesome!
Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do whatever I say
And Potter won't be in my way,
Then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!
Goyle:
Yeah, you'll be the one that is totally awesome!
Hermione:
(Spoken) Guys, come on! We're gonna miss the train!
All:
Who knows how fast this years gonna go?
Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow
Harry:
Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho,
Ron:
Oh no, that be way too awesome!
All:
We're back to learn everything that we can
It's great to come back to where we began
And here we are, and alakazam!
Here we go, this is totally awesome!
Come on and teach us everything you know
The summers over and we're itchin' to go
Neville:
I think were ready for
Albus Dumbledore!
Dumbledore:
Welcome... all of you to Hogwarts
I welcome all of you to school
Did you know that here at Hogwarts
We've got a hidden swimming pool?
Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
Welcome, hotties, nerds, and tools
Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts
(Spoken) I'd like to go over just a couple of rules...
(Dialogue)
All:
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and all that i need
At Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends
Gryffindors:
To Gryffindor!
Hufflepuffs:
Hufflepuff!
Ravenclaws:
Ravenclaw!
Slytherins:
Slytherin!
All:
Back to the place where our story begins
At Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Dumbledore:
(Spoken) I'm sorry, whats it's name?
All:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Dumbledore:
(Spoken) I didn't hear you kids!
All:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Harry:
(Spoken) Man, I'm glad I'm back!
Darren Criss as Harry Potter
Joey Richter as Ron Weasley
Bonnie Gruesen as Hermione Granger
Jaime Lyn Beatty as Ginny Weasley
Devin Lytle as Cho Chang
Sango Tajima as Lavender Brown
Lily Marks as Pansy Parkinson
Tyler Brunsman as Cedric Diggory
Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy
Julia Albain as Vincent Crabbe
Jim Povolo as Gregory Goyle
Richard Campbell as Neville Longbottom
Dylan Saunders as Albus Dumbledore
