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Ten: "Today's activity revolves around the human physique."

"Top now holds the title of 'Sexiest Male Musician of 2013'. He is both a musician and actor. His sexy piercing eyes and husky voice could drop any female panties..."

I stared at her aghast as she explains this Top guy with sparkly eyes which I could tell is currently mentally undressing this man.

"....you could even get pregnant from his stare.."

Holy shit. These girls are crazy! I thought I was crazy but these are beyond loony!

"SEUNGRI!", I took a step back again in surprise. A girl with a panda stuff toy steps up and started firing me with information about this Seungri guy.

MAKE IT STOP.

MAKE IT STOP.

PLEASEEEEEE.

"DAESUNG!", the girl with the light stick spoke up again.

NO MORE.

NO MORE.

"TAEYANG!"

OH GOD.

MAKE IT STOP.

"BIGBANG!", they all shouted in unison, jumping up to take horrible poses before flashing me with their light sticks while I stared at them aghast.

KILL ME NOW.

"YO! YO! YO! Aiko! Patty! Ardy!", some girl with long blonde locks approached the girls stopping them from their craziness, "cut the introduction shit, you're scaring the girl.", she smiled at me which I gave back immediately, mentally sending her a thank you for saving me.

"Yah~ CL! You killed our vibe man! We were just finishing." Aiko, the one with the light stick grabbed CL's neck and scuffled her hair.

"HAHAHA! Eonnie, stop it with you and your guys craziness cos' people won't bother joining V.I.Ps if you keep scaring them", CL said removing Aiko's grip from her.

"GASP!" I heard Patty, the one with the panda stuff toy, gasp. Again? With the gasp?

"Yeah, c'mon guys. The introduction is tiring me too you know." Ardy, the skirt & ribbon girl spoke out, "I haven't attended gym that much", she said touching her tummy.

CL approached me, "Annyeong! I'm Lee Chaerjn but people call me CL. Sorry about these guys, V.I.Ps are really.."

Crazy? Aliens? Out of this world? Loonys? I wanted to supply her but I stopped myself.

"..enthusiastic."

"Right..", I just laughed awkwardly, "I'm Sandara by the way. Dara for short."

"Hi! It's nice to meet you! C'mon let me show you around," CL said tugging me away from the V.I.Ps. Once we were a good distance away, I sighed loudly which made CL laugh, "That was something, neh?"

I nodded vigorously, "definitely something. Are they all like that?"

"Nah," CL shook her head, "the introduction is the weirdest thing. They're cool actually. They're just crazy about Bigbang."

"And I guess Bigbang is pretty famous?"

CL smiled, "You could say that. So, you're new here."

"How'd you know?"

"Well, the way you handled the V.I.Ps obviously screams 'new'." She started walking through the booths with me on tail.

"So that was pretty normal?" I gestured towards the trio near the entrance who were pestering another student.

MAY GOD BLESS HIS POOR SOUL.

CL laughed again, "Yes."

"Why is there still an event?"