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Ten: "Today's activity revolves around the human physique."

"Bigbang?"

"Yezzzz homme, Bigbang. Bi-geu-baeng", she emphasized each syllable.

"Bi-geu-what?"

What the fuck is she on?

"Omo," she pursed her lips, "you don't know Bigbang?"

"The theory? Why would you create a stupid fan club for that?"

"GASP!" she gasped out.

What the hell is wrong with this girl? You're not supposed to say 'gasp' when you gasp.

"GIRLS!" she suddenly clapped her hands gaining also the attention of other students.

Damn it.

As if on cue, two girls rushed beside her with the same outfit but different guys on the front.

I looked at the three of them together. All of them had different styles and vibe, but they're the same. It's so confusing!

The one with the light stick look like she came from the streets, while the one wearing a skirt and a ribbon clip looked like she came out of Barbie World, and the other girl holding a flattened panda stuff toy looked like.. she just looks weird. That's it.

"She doesn't know Bigbang."

"GASP", both of the girls simultaneously said.

These two too!?

What's happening to Korea!??

"INTRODUCTIONS!", the girl with the light stick shouted startling me in the process.

"Wait—I just want to know where—"

"HUH! HUH! HUH! HWANGSSABBU POSE!"

The trio posed like freaks and then started circling like idiots in front of me, chanting words that I came across like top, victory, dragon and who knows what. The students around us just went back to what they were doing like this is a normal everyday situation. NORMAL SITUATION!!

"Bi-gue-baeng.. big-gue-baeng.."

"Guys—guys—"

They were still doing their chants and I was standing there awkwardly trying to understand what they're saying and trying to get myself out of the situation.

"G-DRAGON!", the girl with the light stick jumped out of their circle.

"G-dragon is the leader of Bigbang. He has been crowned as a king fashionista in Korea. He is good at not only lyric-making but also in composition, and is also a fashionista who makes everything from scarves from sunglasses he put on as major trends. He can pull off the extremes of lovely bang hair to shocking Mohawk hair. ..."

"Wait—stop--, I don't really ca—" I tried to stop her but her mouth is unstoppable from spitting information - babbling about this G-dragon thing and I was just there stupidly staring at her moving mouth trying to process what the fuck is going on.

"....to summarize, he is way too powerful as an idol, but too lovely as a musician. He has this swag about him that no one can ever copy..."

And she goes on and on about how amazing he is until suddenly the other one who was wearing a skirt and ribbon clip jump up and shouted, "TOP!"

OH MY GOD. WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I tried to look at the crowd for help but they were minding their own business and laughing with their own cliques.

What the hell is happening!? Is this some sort of prank!? AM I ON A TV SHOW?

I hastily looked around trying to find for any hidden cameras but there were none, zing, nada! ZERO!