I don't know what to do with myself anymore.
I come from a kingdom far, far away, where bleach comes and goes. This is actually a kingdom called Walmart.
My dear brother, Clorox, left before me and my mother, Raspberry, died, which left me with my father, Lemon bleach.
He actually cares about me, which not many people do. My life sucks, but I have learned to live with it.
Drink me, pls
Okay, okay, enough of that. I'm gonna go listen to Ratatat and fall asleep
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