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Guess what I have you under in my contacts?

Alessia, maybe :/

Hilarious as ever, bravo! - 'Healy fan' haha!! 

Original as ever. Guess what you're under?.... "Healy wanna-be".

Gotta let that go ;) So that means I'm actually saved into your phone??? Small steps and all that... ;) I like it

May as well, seeing as you blow my phone up constantly... Zzzz!

God loves a trier -.-

Alessia doesn't :/

What does Alessia like? Apart from Matty Healy, obviously...

Har Har! o_O Not nearly as much as you to actually want to be him :P Music. Bands. Animals and food... That's roughly it. 

Steady on, you wild thing! ;) What bands/music you into?  You joker! The other guys are far better looking than Matty in my opinion... More than likely better people over-all too 

Um, The 1975 (obvs) Prince. The Smiths. Duran Duran. Bowie. The Cure. A bit of this and a bit of that, really. You? And what do you mean by the others being better than him? :/

Oh, you're asking me for a change? ;) I feel privileged. Well, all of the above that you mentioned... Which is rather odd but quite nice at the same time. Bit of Yeezy. Bit of Drake, you know, this and that haha! Nothing. Doesn't matter :)

Guilty pleasure song??? GO

Spin Doctors - Two Princes. I doubt you'll know it. (( Video at the top. It's honestly one of my all time fav songs! ))

WHAT?! Of course I do. What a classic! It's one of those oldie but goldies. Wow... I haven't listened to that in years. Released 93? If I'm not mistaken. So hang on... How old actually are you? You're just mentioning old artists and songs... Have i stumbled across a 40 year old? Should I be scared? :P

Would you stop bugging me if I said I was ahaa! I can like oldie songs and appreciate good music before my time. It's far better than the bollocks released these days.

Including The 1975's music? ;)

OF COURSE NOT!

Thought not! haa... What is your age??

Wouldn't you like to know....

Well, obviously. I asked. "Duh" HAHAHA.

Oh wow, using my own words on me. Harsh!

.... Stop avoiding the question, man!

WOman!....

Ooft... the relief! Phew! ;)

18?

Nope.

19?? (eye emoji)

Noooo

Erm... 20?

We're gonna be here all day.....

As much as I'd love to, I have plans later. I plan on drinking myself into oblivion :D Am I even going in the right direction? God, please don't be under 18! :/

Awesome! Yes, of course! ahhaa... I'm 21. Almost 22.

Almost? How close?

I'm not telling you my birthday!

What? Why :( 

You can find a lot out about a person from their birthday you know...

Damn. You knew my plan! Anyway, I have to start getting ready... my hair needs taming, it's a bush. God help me! Text me later??? x

Maybe. Have fun, dude!



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