Haikyuu!! scenarios and other stuff

Friend Foe or Hoe.

Friend, Foe or Hoe.

Hinata Shoyou:
Friend

Kageyama Tobio:
Foe

Tsukishima Kei:
Foe

Yamaguchi Tadashi:
Friend

Tanaka Ryuunosuke:
Hoe and Foe

Nishinoya Yuu:
Hoe

Sawamura Daichi:
Friend but secretly a Foe

Sugawara Koushi:
Friend but secretly a Hoe

Azumane Asahi:
Friend

Oikawa Tooru:
Friend

LOL JUST KIDDING HE'S A TRASHY HOE!

*Scenario

"Iwa-chan~ do you know I want for my birthday? ;)"

"What?"

A Big booty hoe! ;)"

"Look in the mirror, you hoe."

"Oh? Does that mean I have a big booty?"
*insert Lenny face*

"..."

*insert photo of Iwazumi trying to find 'something' in the kitchen drawer*

"You know what? I will get you a present for your birthday. Its your death wish Asskawa."

"ASSkawa, hmm?"

*inserts a photo of Iwazumi kicking Oikawa in the nuts*

*inserts another photo of Oikawa rolling on the floor groan in pain*

"Can't wait for your birthday Shittykawa~"
*inserts a super creepy smile*

Iwazumi Hajime:
Friend
but to Oikawa he's a Foe
Just look at the scenario

Kuroo Tetsuroe:
Hoe

Dat super grin of his though
-shudders-
Dat way he looks at Kenma

Kozume Kenma:
Hmm...

Probably a bit of all of them.

Bokuto Koutarou:
Friend and Hoe

Akaashi Keiji:
Friend

Ushijima Wakatoshi:
Foe and maybe a hoe?

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Author's note

Kuroken is my favorite ship because

1. Kuroo is in it
2. Kenma is in it
3. They were destined to be together since they were young
4. Cuz you gotta ship the cats

Imagine a sailboat with only a black cat with a cool hairstyle and a pudding-like kitten that has is always depressed unless it meets a certain baby crow. And they like to cuddle and wrap themselves into a ball of fur. Now that's a great definition of the ship Kuroken.

And lastly
5. Because the ship name is cool. It's sounds like a name for an anime character from a mecha anime.

Yeah I tend to ramble a lot...