At that moment, Ramsey-chan was walking in Tote-Totally Normal SchoolGirl Academy with Tote-Totally normal schoolgirls, when suddenly Baka-chan drops her books.
Fred Flakes Senpai notices Baka Chan dropping her books. He picks them up.
Meet Fred Flakes Senpai.
The world was well, until Cocoa Puffle Senpai and Loopy Fruit Senpai started a war with Baka Chan.
Baka Chan lost her SUPER SAIYAN SACRED SPOON during the war, it is so powerful that not even Switzerland could wield it. But alas, it was Sweden who stole it.
Furious of Fred Flakes Senpai starting the war, Ramsey-chan furiously SMITED HIM WITH HER SUPER SAIYAN SACRED SPOON she stole back from Sweden.
She then, lifted her spoon to the mighty gods of animuu and yelled, "I SHALL SMITE THEE!!" and it was so, LOOPY FRUIT SENPAI WAS INDEED SMITED.
She then allied with CoCoa Puffle Senpai and they ruled the world once again. They shall TRUMP the world in their rulings and they start an academy together called Animuu SchoolTrump Academy.
But she then realized, it was Poof Puffle Senpai, WHO STOLE HER SUPER SAIYAN SACRED SPOON!!!!
So, it was she who started a war with him...
She spoke to the grave of her enemies,
"IN THE NAME OF THE CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS, I SMITE THEE!!!"
Her Triple S SPOON reached through such a box of Cocoa and SMITED IT.
"ANY OTHER DARE TO CHALLENGETH THEE?" She shouted to the cereal heavens.
There it shalleth spawn, Fred Loop Senpai. He shielded himself in the remains of his cousin, "You shalln't hideth from me, Fred Loop Chan," sayeth Baka chan.
She took out her sacred saiyan spoon, "KAME- HAME-AME!!!" She lifted it to the "Milky Way" and it strucketh with lightning 3 times. She heldeth it in front of her and SMITED HIM.
IN THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY SPOON, I SHALL NOT OVERCOME.
FOR ALL THE PLATES ARE DIRTY, IT IS MY DUTY TO MAKE THEM CLEAN, AND KEEP THEM CLEAN. FOR I AM BAKA CHAN. BUT I AMETH UNWORTHY OF THE GREAT CEREAL POWERS OF THE SPOON. AND FOR THOSE WHO HAVE SACRIFICED THEMSELVES FOR ME, FRED FLAKES SENPAI, LOOPY FRUIT SENPAI, COCOA PUFFLE SENPAI, AND FRED LOOP SENPAI, AND HOW THEY HAVE PUTETH AN END TO MY HUNGER. MAY IT BE, A GREATER CEREAL TO MY STOMACH COME UPON YOUR POWERS, WHO IS MORE WORTHY THAN I. THIS SACRIFICE IS FOR YOU SATAN SPOON SENPAI.
Alas, Baka Chan SMITED HERSELF, and the spoon she left behind....
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Next time in dragon ball z:
Will Baka-chan come back? (Probably will)
Will Ramsey-chan buy a magikarp without it being a level 100 mew two, with mewtwonite y, and it's all shiny, like how the mewtwo is a shiny Pokemon?
(It tooooootally issssnt. After all who doesn't want a level 1 magikarp in a normal pokeballs)
Will Tofu Senpai take over the world? (No spoilers)
Find out next episode at Kakuna matata marijuana act 6 act 6 intermission 5.
(A/N Baka-Chan is the same thing as Ramsey-Chan)
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The Legend of the Spoon
RandomTo be honest, I don't know what the crap I'm actually writing..... It's just that one day, I was hungry and there was no breakfast in the fridge to eat so I narrate a story how I find food to my brother, and somehow it evolved into this. The origina...
