The Signs As Parents

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Aries: "He rejected you!? I'll teach that little son of a mother fucker a lesson" *takes out belt*
Taurus: Idgaf if you already gave me a million reason list of why you think you should go to that party. You're not going because I said so.
Gemini: So tell me how's everything going with Jacob? ;) Are you still fighting with ur friend Jackie? Yeah and how about Rachel?
Cancer: Did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don't want to take some snacks? Remember to put your seatbelt and don't drive drunk!!
Leo: Tell me how I look with this outfit on?
Virgo: How are your grades? Ur struggling with math? Let me help you.
Libra: Remember to be nice to everybody and don't forget your manners.
Scorpio: Listen you little piece of shit, I'll give you till I the count of three.
Sagittarius: I think you look like a FUCKEN homeless person, change clothes.
Capricorn: Listen I know I can be hard on u with grades and evrything but I still love u :-)
Aquarius: LMAO do whatever you want, I love you :-)
Pisces: *hugs you and kisses you and smothers you all the time*

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