Yeah. I know. Shouldn't overreact about stuff like this. But you would too if you were gaming one day and suddenly you found your hair on fire. For. No. Damn. Reason. At. All.
One minute, I'm shooting zombies in the face, the next, I'm giving myself a swirlie just to stop it.
What? Don't give me that look. It was the closest thing around. And besides, if my mom saw I would be dead. With a capital D. It would probably be one of those normal "parent excuses".
"It's because you're always on that phone."
What does my hair being on fire have to do with me being on a phone? And I mean, there's also the simple fact I don't have a good phone, so I guess that wouldn't apply.
Anyways, this is the THIRD time this month that my hair has spontaneously set fire. It doesn't even burn my hair. I just smell smoke and, whaddya know, I'm on fire. A little Thomas bonfire goin on.
Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you my name. I always do that in awkward social situations. My name is Thomas Self. And oh. My. God. Have I got a story to tell you.
