• Wolfstar Oneshots •

Have you ever kissed someone?

Short dialogue only thing... Kinda cute. Sirius is regular. Remus is italics.

"Have you ever kissed someone?"

"Yea. Have you?"

"Yea I've kissed three."

"Oh"

"How many have you kissed? I mean I know three is a lot it's okay if it's not that many."

"Uh four."

"Four!? Who?"

"Dorcas.."

"Yea.. Well besides the one I know of."

"A boy named David Calder.. Erm, Michael Landon, and Jay Finnley."

"Wait... You mean Ravenclaw Chaser, Michael Landon? When was this?"

"Like a week or two ago.. Who've you kissed?"

"No one as exciting as you have!"

"Sure.."

"My first kiss was Joanne McCoster. And the others, more recently of course, were Helen Baker and Andrew Clark."

"Andrew Clark? He's nice."

"Yea I thought so too, favorite shag by far."

"I liked Michael.. His hands are very.. Nice."

"Please don't go into detail."

"Well I wasn't going to. I was just saying. He was my favorite. He was very experienced I guess."

"I think I liked Andrew cause he was rougher than Joanne and Helen. I didn't have to tip toe around him, you know?"

"Yea, I suppose."

"Who was your first? Kiss."

"The bloke David Calder. He was a family friends son. We weren't best friends but he came over sometimes. We were about 10. And I was at his house, in his room, playing with blocks, or something. And he just took my face with both hands and pressed his lips to mine. I guess it wasn't a real kiss but it lasted for like 10 seconds."

"Aw how cute moony!"

"Shut up."

"Now I'd hate to pry.. But when exactly did this Michael Landon thing happen, and why wasn't I aware?"

"Well it wasn't exactly a kiss and tell sort of thing.."

"Wait what?"

"It was just a quickie, kind of thing."

"Remus Lupin... A quickie!? What has this world come to?"

"Ugh be quiet. He was a gentleman.. Not to mention extremely good looking.."

"I'd never think I'd hear Remus Lupin, talk about having a quickie, and calling the subject in the matter a 'gentleman'! Ha!"

"I'm done talking now."

"Oh come on. I'm only joking. A little."

"Well at least I've kissed more people than you."

"Oh yea? What if I made the score even?"

"Ok how do you plan on doing that then?"

"Like this.."

"Mphm.."

"...."

"...."

"...."

"Oh."

"Yea oh. Ha, now we're even."

"I'm sorry to tell you but I'm still one ahead of you."

"...."

"...Now I've kissed five and you've kissed four."

"... Damn it!"

"Good job champ."