I Hate You

Five Years A Slave

After my ass whoopin' at the hospital the day I was born my dad still took me home that day 😓. I tried to switch places with another baby before my dad got back, but I guess all the other babies saw the ass whoopin' I'd just got and they ain't want no parts of that. Like all the nigga babies was makin' trades, but they ain't wanna trade my ass 😐. They sittin' here switchin' spots with each other and shit, I'm over here tryna convince these lemon head bastards to take my spot 😐. 'Cause I ain't wanna go home with this nigga 😢. I said "Yo fam 😐 yo, the ass whoopin' ain't even hurt that bad 😐. I was only knocked out for twelve minutes 😐. Ight, ain't even feel it." I was sittin' there with a black eye and and a bandage on my scalp 😢 tryna persuade these niggas. Them niggas ain't say shit to my ass 😢. I was desperate 😢. I started askin' white babies to trade spots. I said "JAKE JUST LET ME SIT HERE! Ight, I don't wanna trade spots with you fam, I just wanna see what yo chair feel like." Nobody man 😪 not even the Asian babies 😢. I said "Yo Lee--" he said "NO! NEEGUH YOU JUST GEET YO ASS WHOOP, YOU NO SEE?!" I said "NIGGA YOU AIN'T EVEN SEE 😐 YO SQUINTY ASS EYES, just lemme get yo seat 😐." I had to fight a baby for they own parents 😐. Got my ass whooped too 😐. Them asian babies knocked me out and put my back in my chair 😢. When I woke up I was in the car with my dad and thass how I got here. With my parents.
When we got home I found out I had another brother name Alvin who was older. He was fat too. Matter fact . . . muhfucka everybody in that house was fat but me 😐. Them niggas musta had some secret meals I ain't know about 'cause I was always starvin' 😐. Every time I said "I'm hungry" these muhfuckas was like "I just ate 😌." 😐😐😐😐😐 WELL MUHFUCKA WHAT DID YOU JUST EAT 😐?! IGHT 'CAUSE NOBODY CALLED MY ASS, I AIN'T ATE IN THREE DAYS 😐. Niggas held they own snack meetin's without me 😒. I'm at home findin' random Honey Bun wrappers and shit, BUT I'M NOT GETTIN' NO HONEY BUNS IN THIS BITCH 😐😐. I hate these niggas man 😢.
After recovering from my last ass whoopin' I was probably about five years old 😐. You learn shit after so many ass whoopin's. I was learnin' shit that couldn't be taught. I learned how to evade ass whoopin's 🌚 and how to catch a belt when my dad tried to beat my ass 😡. I caught my first belt when I was four. Shit changed my life 😐😐. I felt like a freed slave nigga 😐 like Harriet Tubman or some shit 😡. I said "Yeah baldy, you ain't know I could do dat did you 😡." My dad just stood there, all bald and shit 😐. I felt Satan in this nigga 😐. Nigga just picked up my toy chest and beat my ass with that instead 😩. Like nigga where you do you find the strength to do that 😩 THASS SATAN 😩. Nigga had all my Legos just fallin' out the shit 😩 just started beatin' me with them shits individually 😓. Just throwin' the blocks at my chest an shit 😓😢. He said "Oh you think you a man now?! You like catchin' belts and shit. Nigga CATCH DAT!" Nigga threw the whole Lego construction set at my ass 😩 and just walked out. He said "AND CLEAN IT UP!" 😦😦😦 clean it up 😦? This bald muhfucka crazy 😦. I cleaned them shits tho 😢. I put that Lego house back together and everything 😐. This nigga done found out he can whoop my ass creatively nigga 😢 I'm not takin' no more chances.
My dad started beatin' my ass with fly swatters, KFC boxes, flashlights, Playstation remotes, Welcome mats, nigga beat my ass with my brother 😢. Like nigga where you learn these techniques 😢 'cause this nigga ain't even have a dad in his life so I'm just tryna figure out who been trainin' this nigga 😐. This nigga had Satan in his heart 😐. Like this nigga musta went school for the shit 📚😐 just got his PhD in whoopin' ass, 'cause this ain't no shit you just make up in yo free time 😐. Nigga I ain't catch shit else. That belt hurt my hand any damn way when I caught it 😢 I hate him.