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Ross: No, fuck that. I'm not touching you.

Max: *touches Ross' face* Ross, touch me.
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Jess: *talking and talking*
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Jess: Get it, it's funny! *gets slapped*

Adam: *laughs* OW!
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Tim: *imitating Barbie* Hello, plastic pink monkey hunk Ken!
Tim: *imitating Ken* SUP
Tim: *imitating Barbie* Do you want to go see a shitty earth movie with me?
Tim: *imitating Ken* FUCK NO.
Tim: *imitating Barbie* But Ken, WHY?
Tim: *imitating Ken* BECAUSE YOUR MOVIES SUCK AND I'M A HOMOSEXUAL, YOU BIMBO SLUT!
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Female: Harold, they're on the roof again.
Harold: If you're up, can you grab me a beer?
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Female: That puppet is possessed. I just just know it.
Harold: Honey, sit down.
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Max: Ugh. Still there. Gotta get past him. Hm...
Max: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Ross: *singing in the shower* Nevermind, I'll find someone like yoooouuu!
Shelby: Ross! You've been in there for hours! I need to use the bathroom!
Ross: Alright, I'm getting out!
Shelby: Hurry up!
Ross: I'm moving as fast as I can, call your tits!
Shelby: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HOURS, ROSS! I. NEED. TO. PEEEEE.
Ross: What th- AYYY, SHIT!
Shelby: SHOWER TIME IS OV... VER.
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Shelby: Ross, did you slip?
Ross: Pfft, no. Uh... no. Shut up.
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Max: Jess, what's wrong?
Jess: It's my ancestor... She's just... so... cool.
Max: WOW, THEY'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!
Jess: No they aren't-
Max: Assholes.
Jess: But-
Max: ASS... HOOOLES.
Jess: Ma-
Max: JESS, THEY FUCKING SUCK!
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Emily: That guy! Ginger! He's cool.
Max: Thanks, whoever the fuck.
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Max: Someone thinks I'm cool. ssssSUCK it Ross.

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