A Series Of Emo Problems- Things Only An Emo Will Understand

A/N: Roast Yourself Challenge

As you can tell by the title, I got challenged to roast myself by @brendoncurie. That won't be very hard😂
P.S. I don't hate Dan Howell- that lyric I put in there is actually a reference to his username (dUh)

You wanna be a musician but you can barely even sing
You're so unattractive- don't plan on wearing a wedding ring
You say that you're emo but your eyeliner looks like shit
Your lyrics are so bad you make Danisnotonfire so lit
You stay in your room and binge on Youtube all day cuz you ain't got no friends
Might as well face it
You're a wash up, a sell out, in another words- really lame
Your imagines are so bad; you don't deserve all the fame
It's such a shame man
Yeah, such a shame

You say you're an artist but you can't even draw
You might as well start studying for a career in law
You say your hair is "fluffy" but really it just looks like a mop
Anything you DIY comes out looking like a blob
You study really hard so you can be on top
You're wasting your time; give it up, you need to stop
You need to start wearing makeup because without it- you don't look too great
You're such a sight for sore eyes, you should get plastic surgery cuz you'd look so much better fake
You'll never make it in life
Might as well shoot up and vape
You can't do anything right
No, you can't do anything right

You have no grace– you're a klutz
And it's not cute when you say "Aw, shucks!"
When you blush, you look like a fuckin' tomato
When you wear a dress, it's a shock cuz you look like a bro
You'll never be in another relationship- you're too ugly for that
You complain too much; you sound like a brat
You don't exercise enough; I guess you're gonna be #6everfat
You want to loose weight but you're lazy as fuck
When you take selfies, you look like a constipated duck

You mumble when you speak and when you try to help it's havoc you wreak
You talk too much and everything you say is a bore
Every time you open your mouth, the people around you start to snore
You're really stupid and full of shit
The only way you'd be lit is if you got roasted
Oh wait– you just did!
People say you're real mature for your age
But let's face it- it's a lie, you actually act like you're eight
This has gone on too long, but there's one more thing I should say
Here's some tissues for your tears
You just got rekt m8

'Kay I'mma go cry bc OUCH that burned