keeping up with nct

Ep. 2

Two more NCT 127 members announced: Mark & Jaehyun

Individual Interview:

Johnny: So two other bitches decided to join pretty boy, guess who?

Jaehyun: *sighs and stays mute since episode 1*

Mark: This pissy princess just won't stop, how much longer is SM gonna keep him down there.

Taeyong: *smirks and scoffs* So anybody else wanna hate on them or just me because I got the looks and apparently a credit card too?

Johnny: Now we waiting on one more hoe to join and it better be me. I have done nothing to not deserve a debut.

Jisung: *stutters* They made me bleach my hair and all Johnny did was glare at me? The company only said I needed a change...😶👀

Johnny: He may be a kid, but listen when it comes to debuting nothing stands in my way, his hair ain't got bleached for nothing.

Yuta: He's pretty, rEALLY petty, him and Taeyong aren't all that different.

Taeil: Can we not talk about those two for once?

Johnny: I don't care about Yuta, Donghyuck and Sicheng. They can do whatever good at, but like I said I dESERVE that debut.

Ten: He called me an aing-singing hoe, listen nOBODY wants that bitter bitch to debut.

Johnny: Anyways so a new bitch just got announced to be in Neon Cult Tech- whatever the fuck it's called, but of course who else can it be.

Taeil: I've been prepared well mentally and physically.

Johnny: No wonder his crocodile lookin ass always stayed mute, but bitch ain't escaping this time.

Jisung: So I bleached my hair, got ready for Johnny's bitter attacks yet I don't get to debut either, I guess I know how it feels now. :((

Taeil: Look I'm gonna be the better person, but lemme say this. If SM really think Johnny was ready he would already be out there. It's just not the right time yet for him to be out there.

Johnny: Johnny knows when Johnny is ready and I aM bITCH idgaf what SM is doing, his petty ass only wants money. Anyways congratulations bitches!! Yuta, Sicheng, and Donghyuck y'all got to finally debut! Congrats on getting a debut once aGAIN Taeyong, Taeil, Jaehyun, and Mark!! ;))

Mark: That isn't just any type of a congratulatory message.

Yuta: The calm before the storm.

Jaehyun (to Yuta): Precisely.

Donghyuck: I don't have time for this I just wanted a debut, but not by being a whiny bitch like some people....👀

Johnny: These bitches better be prepared, it's been a while since I've pulled this shit. Time to get wildt my friends! 😜

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Oop Johnny finna do somethin wildt 👀 Anywho something juicy needed to happen in the show so I thought of something lmaoo. I'm excited to be writing this, it's not as stressful as the other books I'm writing tbh so :))