jeffers: hey, darling.
BastardOrphan: how the fuck did you get my number you prick
jeffers: a friend told me it ;)
BastardOrphan: i bet it was Burr
jeffers: you aren't wrong.
BastardOrphan: you annoy me
jeffers: exactly why I wont stop texting you
BastardOrphan has blocked jeffers
jeffers: you are a mother of fucking prick. you only do this to me because you are jealous that i got more pussy than you.
jeffers: not only that
jeffers: ///it was french pussy///
BastardOrphan has deleted your number
YOU ARE READING
Hamilton Texts
FanfictionBasically just a modern day texting au. That is all there is.