THE SIGNS PLAYING POKEMON GO

1K 43 12
                                    

  THE SIGNS PLAYING POKEMON GO  

Aries:*is lured into the ghetto and gets robbed*
Taurus:*accidentally ends up in Area 51 while exploring*
Gemini:*physically assaults someone to get a Pokemon*
Cancer:*cries because they ran out of pokeballs*
Leo:*drives around in their car, looking for Pokemon*
Virgo:*tries hacking the game*
Libra:*walks out into the street at 3am to catch a pokemon*
Scorpio:*breaks into someones house to catch a Pokemon*
Sagittarius:*falls off a bridge to get a Pokemon*
Capricorn:*lures people to their house and robs them*
Aquarius:*uses their parents credit card to buy shit*
Pisces:*turns on incense, sits in bed, and waits for the Pokemon to come to them*

LOL ZodiacsWhere stories live. Discover now