Who the signs are going to fight

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Who the signs are going to fight

Aries: You

Taurus: Their alarm clock

Gemini: the entire human population

Cancer: Anyone who makes them cry

Leo: Condoms

Virgo: the patriarchy

Libra: Everyone using their lips

Scorpio: God

Sagittarius: Iggy azalea 

Capricorn: Their creators

Aquarius: bras

Pisces: Themselves

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