The Epic K-pop Fight

The Confrontation of Bull

Rap Monster wakes up from his day to sleep in and decides to call D.O.

"Hey D.O what's up?"

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER! Why did you ruin my kitchen? And you are supposed to my friend you Bitch. I'm gonna kick your ass!" D.O yelled in the most high pitched adorable voice ever. Rap Monster was almost too scared to say anything back. "I was sleeping all day yesterday." he defended. "STOP LYING YOU WEREN'T!" D.O yelled with a deeper voice. Rap Monster is now thinking this mothrrfucker right here got issues. Well he's right he does what the actual fuck?

"Who told you I was?" asked Rap Monster trying to stay calm and keep his chill because he was about to cut a bitch. "Baekhyun, you little witch!" D.O screeched. "And you believed him out of all people. He's been trying to break our friendship ever since we started talking." Namjoon explained. "I don't care I saw your initials and they looked just like your handwriting! Also I just really want to fight somebody!" D.O screamed in an ear bleeding voice. "YOU KNOW WHAT MOTHERFUCK FACE IF YOU WANNA FIGHT THEN SHIT LETS GO THEN!" yelled Rap Monster. The rivalry was about to begin.

They decided to fight on the school grounds. Chen, Baekhyun, Chanyeol and Sehun were trying to sneak and watch the fight. "Chanyeol get yo Yoda lookin ass out the way. I can't see behind your big ass ears!" Sehun whisper yelled. "OMG why do you have to be so mean?" said Chanyeol laughing. "Why you acting so happy all the time? You giant peasant, you don't deserve to even be around me. Fuck all of you." Sehun said. "Shut the hell up they are gonna hear us! If they hear us we will end up getting our asses beat!" Baekhyun snapped.

The battle stance was bad ass!

I know they look awesome as FUCK!

"Rap Monster." says D.O. "Kyungsoo." says Rap Monster. They stand in the school yard for 5 minutes. When are these motherfuckers going to fight.

Satansoo has been released. He runs towards Rap Monster leaving him in shock.

Before this whole fight Namjoon destroyed the school by accident. Everyone watching the fight lost their edges. Rap Monster throws the first punch which causes him to break the Earth.

Satansoo throws the next punch but Rap Monster's destruction powers broke Satansoo's hand. "YOU LITTLE BITCH!" yelled Satansoo in his Regina George voice. (A/N Mean Girls movie!)

Satansoo calls all his minions!

They all try to hit and smack Rap Monster but they all got fucked up. He broke them all!

Satansoo had nothing else to do! His minions were his last resort. He was still angry and his pride was broken! Namjoon broke the penguin boy.



The motherfucker Namjoon destroyed everything! Gosh Dammit Namjoon you had one job! Get yourself together. Everyone is in a state of shock!

All of our edges flew away and Namjoon broke put necks somehow even though he didn't touch us. His powers became too strong!

"I bet Chanyeol's Yoda ears hurt because of the noise." Says Sehun. "Here put these on they block out the sound." says Chen towards Channie. Chanyeol puts on the headphones handed to him only to have his ear drums blown away. "FUCK YOU CHEN! YOU LITTLE TROLL MOTHERFUCKER!" that caused Chen too laugh.

Namjoon threw one last punch and ended up destroying the whole universe. Namjoon what the fuck just stop fighting.

My face this whole time.

Ivory's face the whole time.

WTF man!? It's either we're all on crack or that literally just happened.

Chanyeol got his ass beat by Chen and Baekhyun while Sehun stood and watched like the diva he is. The Earth somehow rejoined itself. Rap Monster and D.O are friends again and they have planned on getting revenge on the 4 fools who caused them problems.

THE END!
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IT'S FINISHED! Again a special thanks to banana-sehun for this weird yet wonderful idea! Hope who ever read this enjoyed it! This story is now complete. I'm he returning to the somewhat normal story about Bangtan Boys!

Peace! 👌