[not mine]
Aries: pasty ass noodle
Taurus: demented hamstring
Gemini: fried cuddle nugget
Cancer: annoying ass bundle bun
Leo: twizzlesticks mcgee
Virgo: nerd
Libra: monkey doodoo
Scorpio: illogical rat
Sagittarius: crazy fucking centaur
Capricorn: son of a bitch
Aquarius: bumblebutt
Pisces: flying ass fish pee
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Behold The Zodiacs
RandomHello~! This is mainly "the signs as" and squads and stuff like that! I know there's a lot of books like these, but I decided to make one too for fun ^.^ Until next time~! - Kate ⭐️ [COMPLETED]