[not mine]
Aries: "Stand up Gabe, I'm setting your desk on fire."
Taurus: "I don't care who's condom it is, put it away."
Gemini: "Whoever wrote mitochondria as the most important thing you learned in science raise your hand I know there's more than one."
Cancer: "No don't ask Jesus for help on your quiz if you didn't study, not even Jesus can help you now."
Leo: "Would anyone like to donate clothing to put on our class skeleton, it makes me uncomfortable he gets to be naked in this class but I can't."
Virgo: "No I'm not grading your tests I'm trying to sell my world of Warcraft account. That's what happens when you have kids."
Libra: "Don't marry anyone named Mia. Most likely she's only marrying you for a visa, trust me."
Scorpio: "Oh really does it say you're a loser on your birth certificate too?"
Sagittarius: "I may have accidentally sent a very personal email to one of your parents that was supposed to go to my mom."
Capricorn: "Which one of you hell beasts stole my almond chocolate off my desk?"
Aquarius: "No Gabe, Bill Nye the science guy isn't a documentary."
Pisces: "Do I look like I would keep dead rats in a jar? Don't answer that."
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Behold The Zodiacs
RandomHello~! This is mainly "the signs as" and squads and stuff like that! I know there's a lot of books like these, but I decided to make one too for fun ^.^ Until next time~! - Kate ⭐️ [COMPLETED]
