The Signs As Swear Words

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[not mine]

Aries: heck

Taurus: flip

Gemini: shut up

Cancer: fudge

Leo: crud

Virgo: H-E-double hockey sticks

Libra: sugar honey ice tea

Scorpio: dang it

Sagittarius: stupid

Capricorn: shiitake mushrooms

Aquarius: gosh darn

Pisces: fish sticks

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