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I walk outside again naked in the middle of the night and trump is there!!!
Omg that's so mean why did u escape when I kidnapped you?? Trump asks me
I'm sorry I say but u can kidnap me again if u want
Okay!!! Trump kidnaps me again
I'm back in the trump cave!!!
Then I decide to leave again becuz it's boring wtf
I bring Hillary with me so maybe we can defeat trump together yay
We defeat him good
Then Hillary and I go to me and Jacobs house
Hi Jacob this is Hillary
Hillary says hi queen Jacob what's up
Um Becky?? Jacob says
Yeah?? I ask
Hillary is my ex-girlfriend...

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