mga bessy, suko na tayo kay duterte

mga bessy, suko na tayo kay duterte: prologue

A boring night in this unusually not so loud apartment located in Pledis Subdivision.

The thirteen boys who own this specific apartment are just lazing off, waiting for time to pass. They'd definitely want to Party&Chill™ on a Saturday night, but no can do! Jihoon Lee, the most feared warrior, has a deadline to finish for this one hell of a class. Damn you, Prof! A fifteen pages worth of research regarding the dispute of the sea. Ha, fucking hell.

"Tangina naman! Panalo na nga Pilipinas, 'di pa rin nag-momove on si Ma'am!" Jihoon, oh Jihoon, sa sobrang inis, ginulo niya ang kanyang buhok.

Lolo Seungcheol Choi, who was watching Ang Probinsyano and laughing out loud kasi naman nakaka-gago 'yung mukha ni Bennie, pitied Jihoon.. forgetting the fact that hindi pa inaapprove ni Ma'am yung thesis nila!

Mama Jeonghan Yoon and Papa Jisoo Hong were cooking for dinner. Adobong Kangkong at Pritong Bangus, yummy! But wait mga bes, is Jeonghan even helping...... Jisoo figured, no.

Junhui Wen and Soonyoung Kwon, the two who begged the hardest for booze, were miraculously studying for their long quiz on Monday. Terror kasi yung prof nila sa Philo, bes. Kahit yakang-yaka na naman ni bessy Junhui, eh wala lang, he just can't say no to a pouty Soonyoung!

Wonwoo Jeon was online shopping, instead of doing the same thing as Jihoon since they both have Consti. Fuck that shit. He gon' shop til he broke as af tonighhht!

Mingyu Kim, and Minghao Xu were playing Tekken, with Minghao hitting Mingyu whenever he felt like it. Seokmin Lee was out to buy drinks. But really, he was only searching for pokemons. Aba Seokmin, magte-10 na ho. Maabutan ka pa ng curfew, kulong si Seungcheol!

Seungkwan Boo, Hansol Vernon Chwe, and our precious baby boy Chan Lee were inside their room, playing snake and ladder. Hmph! Lucky high school-er and freshmen! Chill chill lang sa life.

Inside the shared two-floor apartment of the thirteen teenage boys, there live secrets, memories, lies, truths, phones, laptops, ipods, ipads, macbook, play station 3...

Putangina mga friends, ang yaman!

In which Seungcheol is a ten-year old boy stuck in a twenty-one-year old body, Jeonghan is the laziest pretend-mom, Jisoo likes anime and Jesus, Junhui is a smart-ass who drinks for a living, Soonyoung drinks and drinks and drinks and passes out, Wonwoo is forever waiting for a MCR comeback, Jihoon doesn't know when to stop cursing, Seokmin loves to scream and is a fratman, Mingyu is a scared big puppy, Minghao hates Mingyu, Seungkwan's a member of his college volleyball team, Hansol tries to act like an adult but fails, and Chan wants to be independent.

Tara at tuklasin pa natin kung sino ba 'tong mga gagong 'to!