My One Direction Infection

How To Realize Someone is a Directionater or Carrot

Directionaters:

-They say Neil or Louis

-They only think Harry is hot

-they have only heard WMYB

-They think Zayn is: "mexican or something"

-"Their is only one R for One Direction!"

-"Isn't kevin the security guard?"

-"OMG HARRY ONLY HAS 2 NIPPLES GOD HE ISN'T A FREAK!"

-"Isn't Eleanor Louis' sister?"

-"Omg, why is Liam afriad of forks?!"

Carrots:

-"OMG! You said you liked One Direction, how can you be using a spoon?!"

-"I LOVE CARROTS!"

-"OMG! You just called me a carrot! Louis loves those."

-"KEVIN! Oh-em-gee! Kevin, Louis like needs you and his carrots!"