Hello John - SH (Johnlock Text Messages)

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Sherlock - MH (Mycroft Holmes)

Not now. Not in the mood. - SH

Can't you deduce it Sherlock? Are you so blinded with love that you don't want to see it? - MH

No, Mycroft. John is heterosexual. He said it a million times. - SH

Actually he told you that he is not homosexual. Obviously he is bisexual. He just gets annoying when others find out. - MY

So what am I to do about this? - SH

Get him. I know you want it. And John wants it too. - MH

How would you know? - SH

The way he looks at you, the way you touch, the way he licks his lips when you walk in front of him. How you look at John's...butt? when he doesn't notice and a lot more things - MY

Oh shit... - SH